Thursday, December 22, 2005

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1. Gary's friends agreed. They were glad he got in, they just wish he hadn't come out.

2. Gary was so anal-retentive, he actually labeled separate couches for Bears and Twinks in advance of his Brokeback Mountain watching party.

3. Another sign you paid too much to access that teen babe's webcam site.

4. "Can't accessorize for sh!t? I'll show those gawddamm Heathers who can accessorize for sh!t."

5. He wasn't suspended for honoring his Scotch heritage. He was suspended for slugging the vice principal when he said, "Would it have kilt you to put on some pants?"

6. "Now start dancin', boy. That volcano god ain't gonna appease himself."

7. "No offense, Congressman Frank, but what does my ability to 'do a little turn on the catwalk' have to do with my responsibilities as a Congressional page?"

8. "I don't care how purty my mouth is, I'm not squealing for you!"

9. "Wow, Brittany's giving out T-Shirts to the guys who score with her? What a class act!"

10. The kilt was from Grandma for honoring his Scotch heritage. The T-Shirt was from his girlfriend, for finally overcoming his Premature Ejaculation problem.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Yet another in a string of reasons why his friends nicknamed him "WTF? Billy".

Fed up with rejection, Nathan accepts his most recent offer for a prom date... from Nathan.

Yup, that pretty much ruins the Marilyn Monroe "wind-up-skirt" memory for me.

Just tell your parents you were booted from prom due to your confused sexuality. They'll understand.

Best of Van Helsing
After learning he doesn't wear underwear, his grandma's not sure she wants her shawl back.

Best of Rufus Leaking
Gary asked, "Do you know the definition of a gentleman? It's a guy who knows how to play the bag pipes, and doesn't."

"Gary was asked, "Is there anything worn under the kilt?" and he replied, "Nope, everything is in fine condition and working order."

Best of Submariner
So Gary says "Kilt? No, only wounded!" hahahahahahaha I slay me.

Even though curling is my sport, I pitch, not catch, so I can't be gay. Wanna go to my room and listen to Streisand?

Well, they wouldn't let me wear my leather hood and ball-gag; what else was I going to put on?

Best of Rodney Dill
Alright put THIS one in a straight jacket, then count me in.

Best of Divine Miss M
"For the love of Christ, Axl, PLEASE stop dressing like your own worst imitator!"

Best of Frank IBC
This is not a caption, but the way he points his left leg out, like a model, is kinda cute.

Best of Cybrludite
Sneakers & a lame t-shirt with a kilt? What a putz! You're supposed to wear a kilt with either a tux top & dress shoes, or a death-metal band t-shirt & Doc Martins.

P.S. Go to this poll and vote for Sondra K. Thanks.

From WTOP radio on a tip from Frank IBC.

38 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

I see he's also got the "Bea Arthur" couch throw... lucky bastard.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Da Bears?... DA BEARS?!?... Let me guess, he likes tight-ends and wide receivers?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kilt-boy: "There can be only one!"

SOTG: "Ah, yeah... that's probably a good thing."

Submariner said...

V. Great pic that sums up New Years Eve parties at http://www.jokaroo.com/funnypictures/smirnoffkitty.html

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yet another in a string of reasons why his friends nicknamed him "WTF? Billy".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nathan, some heritages claim voodoo witchdoctors, but you don't see anyone going to prom with a necklace of shrunken heads now, do you? Dumbass.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Fed up with rejection, Nathan accepts his most recent offer for a prom date... from Nathan.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The helmet says "Go team!", while the dress screams "f-ck me in the -ss".

Son Of The Godfather said...

He's proud he got into his mother's wardrobe closet?

(Merry Christmas to V the K and all Caption This readers and participants!... That's right, I said MERRY CHRISTMAS, and not Happy Holiday. Sit and spin on THAT, ACLU! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Boy needs to do some serious concentrating on previous elf-ette and psycho-babe pics.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yup, that pretty much ruins the Marilyn Monroe "wind-up-skirt" memory for me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just tell your parents you were booted from prom due to your confused sexuality. They'll understand.

Van Helsing said...

After learning he doesn't wear underwear, his grandma's not sure she wants her shawl back.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Celebrities lining up to defend Nathan's "choice" included Eddie Murphy, Danny Bonaduce, and Robert Downey Jr.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The "Free Tookie" movement now a distant memory, Nathan creates his own cause: "Free Willy".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hope he meets up with the "early bird" wearing that getup.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Maureen Dowd's son, Maury.

AM42 said...

Apparently, he wore the kilt to match his prom date's outfit.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Better shirts here.

Frank IBC said...

Next, I will get out my bagpipes and play the "Maya Hee" song.

Frank IBC said...

"Does this kilt make me look fat?"

Rufus Leaking said...

Gary asked, "Do you know the definition of a gentleman? It's a guy who knows how to play the bag pipes, and doesn't."

Rufus Leaking said...

"Gary was asked, "Is there anything worn under the kilt?" and he replied, "Nope, everything is in fine condition and working order."

Submariner said...

So Gary says "Kilt? No, only wounded!" hahahahahahaha I slay me.

Submariner said...

No, not the bagpipes; I play the skin flute...

Submariner said...

No, mom. My internship with Senator Frank didn't efect me a bit.

Submariner said...

Haggis? It's sort of a Scottish meat pudding. Why do you ask Andrew?

Submariner said...

Even though curling is my sport, I pitch, not catch, so I can't be gay. Wanna go to my room and listen to Streisand?

Submariner said...

So they wouldn't let me wear my leather hood and ball-gag; what else was I going to put on?

Submariner said...

I keep trying to get mom to use some color in this room - wouldn't a nice fuscia throw look good on this chair?

Rodney Dill said...

Alright put THIS one in a straight jacket, then count me in.

Divine Miss M said...

"For the love of Christ, Axl, PLEASE stop dressing like your own worst imitator!"

Frank IBC said...

This is not a caption, but the way he points his left leg out, like a model, is kinda cute.

Frank IBC said...

The football helmet reminds me of the funeral for Ram Sweeney and Kurt Kelly in Heathers.

Cybrludite said...

Sneakers & a lame t-shirt with a kilt? What a putz! You're supposed to wear a kilt with either a tux top & dress shoes, or a death-metal band t-shirt & Doc Martins.

Cybrludite said...

You know why it's called a kilt, right? Because we "kilt" everyone who called it a skirt!

Prough91 said...

Before her sex change, Vanna White had to practice at home.



Merry Christmans everyone!

Submariner said...

All I want is a room somewhere,
Far away from the cool night air?
And one enourmous chair,
Oh wouldn't it be loverly?