1. Gary's friends agreed. They were glad he got in, they just wish he hadn't come out.
2. Gary was so anal-retentive, he actually labeled separate couches for Bears and Twinks in advance of his Brokeback Mountain watching party.
3. Another sign you paid too much to access that teen babe's webcam site.
4. "Can't accessorize for sh!t? I'll show those gawddamm Heathers who can accessorize for sh!t."
5. He wasn't suspended for honoring his Scotch heritage. He was suspended for slugging the vice principal when he said, "Would it have kilt you to put on some pants?"
6. "Now start dancin', boy. That volcano god ain't gonna appease himself."
7. "No offense, Congressman Frank, but what does my ability to 'do a little turn on the catwalk' have to do with my responsibilities as a Congressional page?"
8. "I don't care how purty my mouth is, I'm not squealing for you!"
9. "Wow, Brittany's giving out T-Shirts to the guys who score with her? What a class act!"
10. The kilt was from Grandma for honoring his Scotch heritage. The T-Shirt was from his girlfriend, for finally overcoming his Premature Ejaculation problem.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Yet another in a string of reasons why his friends nicknamed him "WTF? Billy".
Fed up with rejection, Nathan accepts his most recent offer for a prom date... from Nathan.
Yup, that pretty much ruins the Marilyn Monroe "wind-up-skirt" memory for me.
Just tell your parents you were booted from prom due to your confused sexuality. They'll understand.
Best of Van Helsing
After learning he doesn't wear underwear, his grandma's not sure she wants her shawl back.
Best of Rufus Leaking
Gary asked, "Do you know the definition of a gentleman? It's a guy who knows how to play the bag pipes, and doesn't."
"Gary was asked, "Is there anything worn under the kilt?" and he replied, "Nope, everything is in fine condition and working order."
Best of Submariner
So Gary says "Kilt? No, only wounded!" hahahahahahaha I slay me.
Even though curling is my sport, I pitch, not catch, so I can't be gay. Wanna go to my room and listen to Streisand?
Well, they wouldn't let me wear my leather hood and ball-gag; what else was I going to put on?
Best of Rodney Dill
Alright put THIS one in a straight jacket, then count me in.
Best of Divine Miss M
"For the love of Christ, Axl, PLEASE stop dressing like your own worst imitator!"
Best of Frank IBC
This is not a caption, but the way he points his left leg out, like a model, is kinda cute.
Best of Cybrludite
Sneakers & a lame t-shirt with a kilt? What a putz! You're supposed to wear a kilt with either a tux top & dress shoes, or a death-metal band t-shirt & Doc Martins.
P.S. Go to this poll and vote for Sondra K. Thanks.
From WTOP radio on a tip from Frank IBC.