Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Wasn't this an episode of Futurama?

1. "Kali is open. Kobe passes. Kali goes for a layup and destroys the universe!"

2. "Confident! Confident! Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!"

3. Master of the menage-a-trois double-backward-reacharound.

4. "Y-W-C-A... it's fun to stay the Y-W-C-A..."

5. No NBA offers, No Nike endorsements, but he does get $4.3 Million a year for pitching Right Guard.

6. Yes, but is he forewarned?

7. He's a decent roundballer, but you ain't seen nothin' til you've seen him play 'Twister'

8. Suddenly, it dawned on Hayes why that Parker kid was always hanging around, and the connection to those "R U Free 2nite" IM's from "DocOc" on his mom's computer..."

9. "And then the sign shall be revealed, a power forward, and on his shoulders were four arms, and the number of the beast shall be 10, and he shall have game." Revelation, 24:16

10. The photo was cropped in such a way as to hide his other bonus part.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
He can slam-dunk, dribble, flip off the fans, and strangle a coach simultaneously!

I believe I can fly...

"George Bush hates abnormally multi-appendaged people!"

By the looks of this fellow, it appears I can finally stop running that Seti@home project on all my computers now.

Transporter malfunction.

Best of Rodney Dill
Cute, but he has a good work ethic too. When he gets down to is he's all asses and elbows.

Best of AlphaMu42
Thanks to Dr. Mephisto, the South Park Cows may have a shot a the Final Four this season.

Best of Submariner
I crossed a Detroit kid with a hummingbird. Makes a helluva dash to the basket but then he just hangs there looking at it...

Alex vibrated as the "Butterfly Effect" once again caused a change in his reality.

Paula Abdul exclaimed "I've been geesed!" when Haynes walked past, then smiled and asked if he was interested in being a contestant...

After coming up with his unique double-high, double-low defensive stance, he would forever more be known as "Malcolm X."

Best of bubbalove
Here, a young Lord Goro can be seen playing basketball during his college years, just moments before a fireball from an opposing team member named Liu Kang horribly disfigured him.

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
"I have multiple personality disorder, and so do I!"

"When Kamal is drunk, we like to get him to do the Macarena! Talk about a hoot!"


Fairly used from Detroit News Photoblog

38 comments:

Cybrludite said...

#6 leaves me in such awe that I don't think I can post any captions of my own. We're not worthy!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd make fun of him, but it's not fun to be quad-bitch-slapped.

(agreed cybr, V's #6 & #9 are truly inspired!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

He can slam-dunk, dribble, flip off the fans, and strangle a coach simultaneously!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I believe I can fly...

MisterBixby said...

Seriously, number 6 is a step beyond. There is a reason we read you and not any of those other captioners out there. You're the man and you make it look so easy.

Rodney Dill said...

Cute, but he has a good work ethic too. When he gets down to is he's all asses and elbows.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who knew Michigan had a nuclear waste refuse center?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"George Bush hates abnormally multi-appendaged people!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

If I ever start a band, this guy's a shoe-in for drummer.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In reference to V's #10:
What do you think the "10" stands for?

Son Of The Godfather said...

By the looks of this fellow, it appears I can finally stop running that Seti@home project on all my computers now.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Transporter malfunction.

AM42 said...

Ganesh got game.

(I must agree, #6 is pure caption gold)

AM42 said...

Thanks to Dr. Mephisto, the South Park Cows may have a shot a the Final Four this season.

V the K said...

After that build-up, the lunchtime caption dump is going to be a massive disappointment.

AM42 said...

(Dammit! I just realized that my first comment comes out as a cheap knockoff of V's #1.)

I blame Hinduism for having so many multi-armed gods.

Submariner said...

I crossed a Detroit kid with a hummingbird. Makes a helluva dash to the basket but then he just hangs there looking at it...

Gotta agree with the crowd, V. #6 and #9 were truly inspired.

Submariner said...

I'm sorry Coach Knight, but he is not a "one-man zone defense violation."

AM42 said...

Second attempt at Ganesh caption:

Coach Nahasapeemapetilon pulls #10 from the game yelling "Tu begin Ganesh. Ganesh by undercan deay ne!"

Submariner said...

Mike Tyson took one look at Kahlil's picture and whistled, "D*mn I'm happy I didn't haf to box wit him..."

Submariner said...

The Red Wings have reportedly offered him a lucrative contract and a private tutor to learn the position of goalie.

Submariner said...

Alex vibrated as the "Butterfly Effect" once again caused a change in his reality.

Submariner said...

I always wondered what Mr. Hand looked like from a distance...

AM42 said...

"Sometimes, when I get nervous...

Submariner said...

Paula Abdul exclaimed "I've been geesed!" when Haynes walked past, then smiled and asked if he was interested in being a contestant...

Submariner said...

After coming up with his unique double-high, double-low defensive stance, he would forever more be known as "Malcolm X."

ColoradoPatriot said...

It took a lot of negotiating, but in the end Michigan's soccer and basketball coaches reached an amicable agreement that helped both teams.

Prough91 said...

After Spiderman 2, Doc Oc pursues his dream of playing basketball.

Prough91 said...

oops didn't see number 8 on my first post

Prough91 said...

After going undrafted, Kahli had a lucrative career as a fluffer.

Anonymous said...

That man is all hands...

Portia

Submariner said...

After being drafted by Matt Millen as yet another "surprise number 1 receiver," Kahlil proved that the Lions need more than hands to win.

bubbalove said...

Here, a young Lord Goro can be seen playing basketball during his college years, just moments before a fireball from an opposing team member named Liu Kang horribly disfigured him. "You fool!" screamed Shang Tsung (aka George Takei), "Your balls are mine!" And thus he was destined to drop out of school and dwell in Outworld forever!!

V - #6...what can I say?Unbelievable! That one makes the '05 highlight reel!

Jonathan said...

"I have multiple personality disorder, and so do I!"

Jonathan said...

"Yeah, I did play my high school ball at Three Mile Island High! How did you know?"

Jonathan said...

"When Kamal is drunk, we like to get him to do the Macarena! Talk about a hoot!"

Jonathan said...

The cop who busted Kamal for shoplifting was confused about how to proceed, since he only had one pair of handcuffs.

Jonathan said...

"Nice shot, Kamal! Gimme a high...uh, twenty!"