Saturday, December 31, 2005

This One Time, At Band Camp...

1. Filmed in HunterSThompsonVision.

2. "I get this kilo past customs, the Mexican white slavers set free mom, and life is good."

3. "This one time, at Distorted Peripheral Vision Camp and Jogging Suit Camp..."

4. The Time Traveler from the year 2500 emerges in 2006, and confirms that 70's sci-fi movies totally nailed futuristic fashion trends.

5. "And this one time, at band camp, I caused a distortion in the space-time continuum, and it was really funny."

6. "I love it when Whitney Houston bakes brownies for the band bus."

7. Unfortunately, 97% of the Caption This! readership was so hungover, the picture looked completely normal to them.

8. "That gawdamm cat better stay out of my Smirnoff while I'm gone."


Best of Passionate Conservative
I just know I'm gonna nail that lead in the next Star Trek series!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sir! Romulan... jogger... decloaking!"

Nancy hoped to smuggle the singularity past the checkpoint, but the curving space-time gave her away... Amateur.
I never thought a photograph could capture what I feel when taking cold medicine.

Green Power Ranger is sent packing..."I can't believe I forgot the f-ing helmet!"

Tanya Harding: Drug Mule

Best of Submariner
Unfortunatley, Stephanie didn't heed the warning and was standing in the middle of the airport terminal when the past caught up to them and fused with Regis Philbin...

"What's in the case? Nothin special; just a Venus butterfly I use to relax before flying. That's why I'm still sort of vibrating..."

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!

27 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Ted Kennedy: "Actually I'm looking for a gal on the swim team."

Passionate Conservative said...

I just know I'm gonna nail that lead in the next Star Trek series!

Anonymous said...

Nothin', nothin . . .just droppin' off a "package" for our Palestinian friends. What's up with you?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sir! Romulan... jogger... decloaking!"

(Re: V's #7... I don't get it! heh ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

First ORA of 2006?:
Then Bruce Willis, bleeding and dying at the airport, sees his past-self as a small child and realizes he was unable to stop the virus in time.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The ganja Nancy smuggled through customs was so incredibly powerful, it exerted its influence even on passers-by.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Security screeners and dope don't mix.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nancy hoped to smuggle the singularity past the checkpoint, but the curving space-time gave her away... Amateur.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I never thought a photograph could capture what I feel when taking cold medicine.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Green Power Ranger is sent packing...
"I can't believe I forgot the f-ing helmet!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mapes now carries a 1970 Selectric typewriter wherever she goes.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well no, I ain't nekkid... But I ain't no gay cowboy either!... Call it a push."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: "Darkman"
Pelosi knew she had scant seconds to remove the mask before it lost molecular cohesion.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Tanya Harding: Drug Mule

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Uh, sweetheart, I know during that time things can get all confusing... But the string is supposed to be kept on the inside of your pants."

(yuck!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nancy believed she would be in a heap of trouble when they discovered the 12 pounds of plutonium in her case. Fortunately, since it wasn't a sharp object, the screener waved her on.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The plan was to distract the Eye of Sauron with kindergarten teacher Amy Leboux of Wisconsin long enough so that Frodo might complete the mission.

Son Of The Godfather said...

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Rodney Dill said...

"Dinah won't ya blow..."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Unfortunatley, Stephanie didn't heed the warning and was standing in the middle of the airport terminal when the past caught up to them and fused with Regis Philbin...

Submariner said...

Alyssa looked at the screener and waved her magic briefcase; "Charmed, I'm sure."

Submariner said...

"What's in the case? Nothin special; just a Venus butterfly I use to relax before flying. That's why I'm still sort of vibrating..."

Submariner said...

Babs was thrilled with the new timeline, until a wolfspider caught and ate the butterfly, sending her forward to the next life and aging 75 years in the process.

Submariner said...

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!

Submariner said...

ORA:

Perhaps all of you should lie down with paper bags over your head. You only have about a minute, thirty left...

Submariner said...

Of course its's a bomb brief-case; I'd ruin my figure with a bomb belt under this jogging suit!

Submariner said...

The 60's: Seared, Seared In My Memory
First draft, cover art for John F'n Kerry's autobiography.