1. Filmed in HunterSThompsonVision. 2. "I get this kilo past customs, the Mexican white slavers set free mom, and life is good."
3. "This one time, at Distorted Peripheral Vision Camp and Jogging Suit Camp..."
4. The Time Traveler from the year 2500 emerges in 2006, and confirms that 70's sci-fi movies totally nailed futuristic fashion trends.
5. "And this one time, at band camp, I caused a distortion in the space-time continuum, and it was really funny."
6. "I love it when Whitney Houston bakes brownies for the band bus."
7. Unfortunately, 97% of the Caption This! readership was so hungover, the picture looked completely normal to them.
8. "That gawdamm cat better stay out of my Smirnoff while I'm gone."
Best of Passionate Conservative
I just know I'm gonna nail that lead in the next Star Trek series!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sir! Romulan... jogger... decloaking!"
Nancy hoped to smuggle the singularity past the checkpoint, but the curving space-time gave her away... Amateur.
I never thought a photograph could capture what I feel when taking cold medicine.
Green Power Ranger is sent packing..."I can't believe I forgot the f-ing helmet!"
Tanya Harding: Drug Mule
Best of Submariner
Unfortunatley, Stephanie didn't heed the warning and was standing in the middle of the airport terminal when the past caught up to them and fused with Regis Philbin...
"What's in the case? Nothin special; just a Venus butterfly I use to relax before flying. That's why I'm still sort of vibrating..."
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
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Ted Kennedy: "Actually I'm looking for a gal on the swim team."
I just know I'm gonna nail that lead in the next Star Trek series!
Nothin', nothin . . .just droppin' off a "package" for our Palestinian friends. What's up with you?
"Sir! Romulan... jogger... decloaking!"
(Re: V's #7... I don't get it! heh ;)
First ORA of 2006?:
Then Bruce Willis, bleeding and dying at the airport, sees his past-self as a small child and realizes he was unable to stop the virus in time.
The ganja Nancy smuggled through customs was so incredibly powerful, it exerted its influence even on passers-by.
Security screeners and dope don't mix.
Nancy hoped to smuggle the singularity past the checkpoint, but the curving space-time gave her away... Amateur.
I never thought a photograph could capture what I feel when taking cold medicine.
Green Power Ranger is sent packing...
"I can't believe I forgot the f-ing helmet!"
Mapes now carries a 1970 Selectric typewriter wherever she goes.
"Well no, I ain't nekkid... But I ain't no gay cowboy either!... Call it a push."
ORA: "Darkman"
Pelosi knew she had scant seconds to remove the mask before it lost molecular cohesion.
Tanya Harding: Drug Mule
"Uh, sweetheart, I know during that time things can get all confusing... But the string is supposed to be kept on the inside of your pants."
(yuck!)
Nancy believed she would be in a heap of trouble when they discovered the 12 pounds of plutonium in her case. Fortunately, since it wasn't a sharp object, the screener waved her on.
The plan was to distract the Eye of Sauron with kindergarten teacher Amy Leboux of Wisconsin long enough so that Frodo might complete the mission.
Trolling for new "Girls Gone Wild" material - Brought to you in new SnoopDogVision™
"Dinah won't ya blow..."
ORA:
Unfortunatley, Stephanie didn't heed the warning and was standing in the middle of the airport terminal when the past caught up to them and fused with Regis Philbin...
Alyssa looked at the screener and waved her magic briefcase; "Charmed, I'm sure."
"What's in the case? Nothin special; just a Venus butterfly I use to relax before flying. That's why I'm still sort of vibrating..."
Babs was thrilled with the new timeline, until a wolfspider caught and ate the butterfly, sending her forward to the next life and aging 75 years in the process.
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
ORA:
Perhaps all of you should lie down with paper bags over your head. You only have about a minute, thirty left...
Of course its's a bomb brief-case; I'd ruin my figure with a bomb belt under this jogging suit!
The 60's: Seared, Seared In My Memory
First draft, cover art for John F'n Kerry's autobiography.
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