1. Filmed in HunterSThompsonVision.
2. "I get this kilo past customs, the Mexican white slavers set free mom, and life is good."
3. "This one time, at Distorted Peripheral Vision Camp and Jogging Suit Camp..."
4. The Time Traveler from the year 2500 emerges in 2006, and confirms that 70's sci-fi movies totally nailed futuristic fashion trends.
5. "And this one time, at band camp, I caused a distortion in the space-time continuum, and it was really funny."
6. "I love it when Whitney Houston bakes brownies for the band bus."
7. Unfortunately, 97% of the Caption This! readership was so hungover, the picture looked completely normal to them.
8. "That gawdamm cat better stay out of my Smirnoff while I'm gone."
Best of Passionate Conservative
I just know I'm gonna nail that lead in the next Star Trek series!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sir! Romulan... jogger... decloaking!"
Nancy hoped to smuggle the singularity past the checkpoint, but the curving space-time gave her away... Amateur.
I never thought a photograph could capture what I feel when taking cold medicine.
Green Power Ranger is sent packing..."I can't believe I forgot the f-ing helmet!"
Tanya Harding: Drug Mule
Best of Submariner
Unfortunatley, Stephanie didn't heed the warning and was standing in the middle of the airport terminal when the past caught up to them and fused with Regis Philbin...
"What's in the case? Nothin special; just a Venus butterfly I use to relax before flying. That's why I'm still sort of vibrating..."
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!