1. I want to say "Me Love You Long Time," but that would be milking a stereotype for the sake of humor. Oh, wait, they're not African-American women.
2. "Me love you long time."
3. "Dammit, Ming Lee, I thought you said this cowboy and wrestler bar would be a great place to pick up men."
4. Santa should have known that any guy who asked for four Tia Carrera clones would turn out to be on the naughty list.
5. While the other hookers lamented a slow night, Ming Lee managed to sell a handjob to a Being of Pure Light and Energy from the Green Dimension.
6. Georges Seurat's Apres-Midi avec Smelly Pirate Hookers.
7. "Then, my customer asked for a 69, so I gave him Mongolian beef and broccoli."
8. Four Thai prostitutes ponder the question, "If you're at a tsunami relief concert, and people start doing the wave, is that in bad taste?"
9. "So, if Lorentzian spacetime contains a compact region Ω, and if the topology of Ω is of the form Ω ~ R x Σ, where Σ is a three-manifold of nontrivial topology, then ... hold on a second, Hey, soldier boy, you want to party? Me love you long time? No? OK... anyway, as I was saying, if all hypersurfaces Σ are all spacelike, then the region Ω contains a quasipermanent intra-universe wormhole.
10. "On second thought, let's not form an all-girl grunge band. That's just too 1994."
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of Submariner
"Seared. Seared into my memory... Those are words I've heard used regarding the pain when you take a leak after coming back with a little something extra following a visit to Bangkok...
Despite the visual clues, there are still some that wonder how Phuket, Thailand got its reputation as an adult version of Disneyland...
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"You right, Ming. Chuck-E-Cheese not same since Navy close down shipyard."
"Could be worse...Could be brack radies at mall. American-Joes can be ruthress with racial stereotypes."
Best of Rufus Leaking
Only one of them was BORN female - can you tell?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I've only got two and a half bucks here... Could you love me short time?"
Ming knew she shouldn't have opened the repo-man's trunk.
Where the marketing guys came up with the "Capital One" slogan.
They made Ming angry... they won't like her when she's angry.
When George Takei says "sometimes, I like to relax with the ladies", he means it literally... That's him on the right.
Inspired by Son Of The Godfather
Akira Kurisawa presents Showgirls.
Best of Divine Miss M
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!