1. I want to say "Me Love You Long Time," but that would be milking a stereotype for the sake of humor. Oh, wait, they're not African-American women. 2. "Me love you long time."
3. "Dammit, Ming Lee, I thought you said this cowboy and wrestler bar would be a great place to pick up men."
4. Santa should have known that any guy who asked for four Tia Carrera clones would turn out to be on the naughty list.
5. While the other hookers lamented a slow night, Ming Lee managed to sell a handjob to a Being of Pure Light and Energy from the Green Dimension.
6. Georges Seurat's Apres-Midi avec Smelly Pirate Hookers.
7. "Then, my customer asked for a 69, so I gave him Mongolian beef and broccoli."
8. Four Thai prostitutes ponder the question, "If you're at a tsunami relief concert, and people start doing the wave, is that in bad taste?"
9. "So, if Lorentzian spacetime contains a compact region Ω, and if the topology of Ω is of the form Ω ~ R x Σ, where Σ is a three-manifold of nontrivial topology, then ... hold on a second, Hey, soldier boy, you want to party? Me love you long time? No? OK... anyway, as I was saying, if all hypersurfaces Σ are all spacelike, then the region Ω contains a quasipermanent intra-universe wormhole.
10. "On second thought, let's not form an all-girl grunge band. That's just too 1994."
Best of Rodney Dill
Jinger Bears
Best of Submariner
"Seared. Seared into my memory... Those are words I've heard used regarding the pain when you take a leak after coming back with a little something extra following a visit to Bangkok...
Despite the visual clues, there are still some that wonder how Phuket, Thailand got its reputation as an adult version of Disneyland...
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"You right, Ming. Chuck-E-Cheese not same since Navy close down shipyard."
"Could be worse...Could be brack radies at mall. American-Joes can be ruthress with racial stereotypes."
Best of Rufus Leaking
Only one of them was BORN female - can you tell?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I've only got two and a half bucks here... Could you love me short time?"
Ming knew she shouldn't have opened the repo-man's trunk.
Where the marketing guys came up with the "Capital One" slogan.
They made Ming angry... they won't like her when she's angry.
When George Takei says "sometimes, I like to relax with the ladies", he means it literally... That's him on the right.
Inspired by Son Of The Godfather
Akira Kurisawa presents Showgirls.
Best of Divine Miss M
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!
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Jinger Bears
Upon viewing the comments for this picture, Dawn's head exploded.
Ah, yes, Hong Kong, home of the Shiny...Green...Suit!
A year later, the ladies of the Thai night were ready with their swimwear...
OH, so they ARE doing a live-action version of "Futurama". And they're using the story from the "I Dated a Robot" episode featuring Multiple Lucy Lu-Bots.
The Sex-Bot manufacturer releases version 2."OH MY" just in time for Christmas.
Only a totally self-absorbed Hollywood type would give a hooker a "star" necklace - looks like Sean Penn was here first.
Meanwhile, Maureen Dowd sits at the bar, staring at her huge red pumps, sipping a Sloe Comfortable Screw,and singing Send in the Clones...
Just tell Grandma-san that you forgot dinner because you were hanging out at the bar with the geisha convention; she'll understand...
I'm so freakin' bored! Wanna go trash a Surf village?
I put on stupid red hat. I wear stupid red mini. Why round eyes not believe I elvish ice princess?
ORA:
Jim Henson kept it quiet, but Fraggle Rock did have its seamy side...
Despite the visual clues, there are still some that wonder how Phuket, Thailand got its reputation as an adult version of Disneyland...
What Santa brings bad little boys.
"You right, Ming. Chuck-E-Cheese not same since Navy close down shipyard."
"Could be worse...Could be brack radies at mall. American-Joes can be ruthress with racial stereotypes."
only one of them was BORN female - can you tell?
The sound of Christmas, from left to right, Ho. Ho. Ho and Ho.
Quagmire: "Sushi bar, oh yeah!... Giggidy!"
"I've got two and a half bucks here... Could you love me short time?"
Not blessed with similar "attributes" as the other hookers, Min Lee becomes green with envy.
(V, #5 & #7... nice!)
Even they turned away Michael Moore.
ORA:
Ming knew she shouldn't have opened the repo-man's trunk.
Where the marketing guys came up with the "Capital One" slogan.
"Four whores, and seven years ago..."
Please don't hate me, I need sugar:
"They said this was the seediest bar in town, where everything could be bought... for a price. An easy woman, a cheap pickup quip, even that new Brokeback Mountain movie. Being skeptical, I went in to investigate... and I bought it all, hooker, line, and stinker."
Rare photo of the Howard Stern Show green room.
(Just caught Rodney's "Jinger Bears" cap... That's a keeper! heh)
"When, what to my wondering eyes should appear? It now hurts when I pee, so it must be a tear."
They made Ming angry... they won't like her when she's angry.
Inspired by Rodney Dill's cap:
A Hari, Jari Klismass
I'm guessing that's not supposed to be a Star of David around her neck, so I can't do a J.A.P. reference... probably.
The gentleman in back has apparently discovered that it's not butter, but Imperial Margarine."
Man in back: "Could I get a shot of penicillin please?... Better make it a double."
Margaret CHo
On his latest film, Akira Kurisawa loses his edge.
When George Takei says "sometimes, I like to relax with the ladies", he means it literally... That's him on the right.
OJA:
Do I really have to ask what these women have in common with a submarine?
Nope. Giggiddy, giggidy. heh heh heh
Mornin' SOTG - not sure which is best: George Takei, Stern green room or four whores...
Few knew that Santa had been pimping out the elf chicks since the '70s...
While his posse was out front looking for tricks, Herme was in the back, filling "cavities."
When Elves Go Bad - pg 169
How Girl Scout troops celebrate Christmas in Bangkok.
Where John Kerry really spent his Christmas in Cambodia.
(It's seared into his memory)
SOTG - funny but you gotta wonder...
"Seared. Seared into my memory... Those are words I've heard used regarding the pain when you take a leak after coming back with a little something extra following a visit to Bangkok...
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free.
(I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!)
Inspired by Rufus Leaking #1
Sesame Street visits Bangkok:
One of these ho's is not like the others!
One of these ho's just doesn't belong...
Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters H and O and the number 4.
Down at the Rusty Nail, the girls were really excited when they heard that Old Navy was opening. Then the let down of finding out it was only a new mall shop...
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