'Cos, really, who's paying attention on the weekends.
1. "Well, somebody really went to town on their urine sample."
2. "Be careful with that bucket. It contains John Kerry's last shred of decency."
3. "It was sure nice of those cowboys to share their pudding with us."
4. Scene from the 1952 classic, They saved Hitler's Testicle.
5. "Take this bucket to Mr. Creosote's table... stat!"
6. "Ah, Piss Boy. Here, the King is waiting."
7. "Look Sergeant Schultz, just go out and bring back a bucket of fresh milk. If thinking of it as 'molesting the cow' helps you get the job done, whatever, man."
8. "Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too." "No!" "Water sucks. It really, really sucks...." The read went well, but the producers went with Henry Winkler and Adam Sandler instead of John Banner and Dean Martin.
9. "We just finisdhed cleaning out Jeffrey Dahmer's gym locker. Do you think these kidneys belonged to anyone we knew?"
10. "There you go, Mr. Bond. Shaken, not stirred."
Best of lawhawk
Ted Kennedy, who loves to dress up for the Hogan's Heroes drinking game, prepares to down another shot.
Steady.... steady... Don't taunt the happy fun bucket.
Best of Rufus Leaking
Donald Sutherland says, "Yeah if I'd stayed in Canada, my career would be worth a warm buck of this stuff. . . "
Hillary Health Care? Why yes, I did get my glasses from Hillary Health Care. Everyone is entitled to one pair a year! Just like THESE!
Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm not a monster, I have the heart of a child, see."
Best of Prough91
Uh, Sir, I got King Kong's semen sample.
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Your two creepiest friends on a cold day with a warm bucked of slurry? Pepperidge Farm remembers!"
"Okay, Captain. Just one more, but promise me you won't slide off the friggin runway again. And take that stupid thing off your head; they'll think you're with United."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"What's the matter, not feeling so well today, Odo?"
"Yeah, I'll take one for the team and boink Pelosi to shut her up, but this ain't near enough tequila."
Best of Submariner
Uh, we only needed a drop of Hillary's blood to check whether or not she's human; but since she hasn't missed a photo op since you drained her, I think we can skip the whole microscope thing...
No kidding? You can tell where I'm from by what I throw up into this bucket?
Borrowed from Lileks