1. "I don't think I'll ever get off all that Dalmation body paint." 2. "Do you ever feel... not so fresh?"
3. "No, not the horse you rode in on. Just you."
4. "Wow, that old guy sure cried like a little girl when we pistol-whipped him."
5. "Dang! Here am I with 200 sheep and I left my velcro gloves in the bunkhouse."
6. "You've got your lasso, I've got my Wonder Woman costume. Let's do this thang!"
7. "And then he extended a laurel and hearty handshake to the town's new... butt pirates."
8. "I guess that'll teach that bitch Matthew Shepard not to diss Judy Garland."
9. "Hey, Cosby! Don't bogart that Jell-O pudding."
10. "There it is, Jake. The Ponderosa. Now all we need to do is get into a fight with Little Joe, and Old Ben Cartwright'll will grease his arm up to the elbow, and take us out back and subject our young, supple bodies to some stern, fatherly discipline and fisting."
Best of sonicfrog
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt. It is so big!!!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey, how about a gay movie set on the high seas?" "They already did one. It was called Titanic."
"Some people don't like this route... Just an old road with abandoned chocolate factories on either side... Me?... Well, let's just say I kinda like travelin' up the ol' Hershey highway."
They enjoyed gunning down cow patties along the way... Yup, there was nothing they liked more than a good ol' poop shoot.
Best of Submariner
Who's the Biggest Bitch? Second toughest round ever.
Best of Divine Miss M
Gives a whole new meaning to "Ride 'em, cowboy."
Best of Frank IBC
I didn't know Floyd the Barber did eyebrow waxing.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Why'd you become a Cowboy, Ned?" "So I could just pee on the ground, anywhere, anytime."
"Billy, ya ever seen a grown man naked?" "Day ain't over yet."
Best of catbat
Even them thar hosses is gettin idears. [I don't know what i just typed. seriously, though, has anyone seen the movie? Are they in love? I bet they're in love.]
Photo: Ass Press Photo/Focus Features, Kimberly French
31 comments:
Pardon me, cowboy. May I push in your stool?
Jake? We may be on his ranch, but repeatedly telling me you'll "take one for the Gipper" is just plain disrespectful.
ORA:
Get the calf, stubby.
V. - follow-up to your #4
And what's with that Congressman "volunteering to be next?"
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big!!!
Oh my God! Is that Tookie William's Fro???
No asswipe. He's dead, remember? It's only a bush. Dang, I swear that pudding has gone to your brain!
There ain't no way I'd live in that town - their new sherriff is Clevon Little! I DO have my standards...
"Well, we did it Jake, we successfully tarnished the last bastion of American manhood with our hit movie... Say, what would you think about a gay astronaut movie?... Do they have pudding on the moon?"
(V, your #2 and #3 cracked me up. ;)
"You hear that? what is that noise?"
"That's be John Wayne spinning in his grave at high velocity."
"Hey, how about a gay movie based on the high seas?"
"Yeah, it's called Titanic."
Totally crass and tasteless post alert:
Hey Jake, Now that Tookie dosn't need it, how about a new Buck-skin jacket for the holidays your old pudding pop?
And I gotta agree - #3 is a classic!
Blatantly stolen from V the K two pics ago:
Who's the Biggest Bitch? toughest round ever.
"Some people don't like this route... Just an old road with abandoned chocolate factories on either side... Me?... Well, let's just say I kinda like travelin' up the ol' Hershey highway."
Heath? I appreciate the sentiment and the offer, but he was the Virginian, not the Virgin.
They enjoyed gunning down cow patties along the way... Yup, there was nothing they liked more than a good ol' poop shoot.
The Good, The Bad, & The Sissies
Did anyone reference "Rump Rangers" yet?
Gives a whole new meaning to "Ride 'em, cowboy."
ORA:
Yippee-I-oh-I ay. Cow Patty.
Here we are, out on the range. Where men where gauchos and the sheep are nervous...
PIMF Where men wear ...
See that cute little heiffer over there? I'd do 'er. giggidy, giggidy!
Chaps? Check
Spurs? Check
Rope? Check
Branding Iron? Check
Looks like we're ready when Barney and Andrew getr here.
I cannot believe the Academy didn't nominate you for best actress, Heath.
I didn't know Floyd the Barber did eyebrow waxing.
"Billy, ya ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Day ain't over yet."
even them thar hosses is gettin idears.
[i don't know what i just typed. seriously, though, has anyone seen the movie? are they in love? i bet they're in love.]
"Say, are those two semi-nude, dalmation-clad, limp-wristed, bead-adorned houseboys yonder are looking for a ride?"
Hard to beat the Dalmation reference to the other picture
:)
"Why'd you become a Cowboy, Ned?"
"So I could just pee on the ground, anywhere, anytime."
Mama, don't let your gay sons grow up to be cowboys.
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