Thursday, December 22, 2005

Not-Safe-For-Work Thursday Continues

1. 'Ow to speak Awstralian: Vulnerable.

2. Um, V, the entire CapThis audience has been meaning to ask. Do you have issues with women, by any chance?

3. Ian Faith sighed. He was not looking forward to explaining to Spinal Tap why the new album cover was not acceptable.

4. The Kennedy Compound accepts a delivery.

5. Larry King's Lost and Found.

6. Q: Is it really appropriate for her to get married in that? A: She's entitled, she's a virgin.

7. Ellen DeGeneres could hardly wait to unwrap Portia's Christmas present.

8. "Hey, if we don't keep her in that straightjacket, she'll start eating everything in sight and painting with her breasts."

9. Jeremy's dad surveyed his handiwork. "If this doesn't snap that kid out of his 'wrestler piggyback' fetish, nothing will."

10. In the olden days, the Rolling Stones had to restrain groupies to keep them from mauling the band. Nowadays, the Rolling Stones have to restrain groupies to keep them from bolting before the Vi@gr@ kicks in.

Best of Lawhawk
Hugh Hefner dreams of how to keep the Playmates occupied...

Best of Prough91
Remind me again, why did Quiet Riot put a mask on her?

Where'd you get my honeymoon pictures?

If all the psychos looked like that I would have stayed in the hospital.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean, and Harry Reid simultaneously decided that the new rumors of Abu Ghraib abuses were going require their own personal, hands-on approach.

Best of catbat
Bondage gear in white? freaky fashion faux pas.

Best of Cybrludite
For some reason, this reminds me of most of my ex-girlfriends. The needing a straight-jacket & padded room bit, not the hot blonde or the gratuitous nudity...

Best of Submariner
Puh-lease! I NEED to "touch myself!"

Add a ball-gag and it would be "Hillary Clinton's Dreams for $1000," Alex.

Pretty much the way I pictured Heather Locklear IF the Melrose Place boys had ever grew a set...

Best of sonicfrog
It'll take more than a straightjacket to stop this Sex-bot.

Damn It! I swear to you I'm not crazy! Moby IS straight! I'm telling you I f**ked him! He's a F**king stallion. I've got the pictures! Oh God! Why won't anyone listen to me!!!

Blame Sondrak for putting out such irresistibly captionable material.

17 comments:

lawhawk said...

This is what Joe Wilson was thinking about when he snapped out of his fugue because his wife came downstairs in her pajamas to wonder why there was a camera crew in their house (again).

Due to the NYC transit strike, Ms. burke was unable to get her clothes out of the laundry and was stuck wearing a straitjacket instead.

Hugh Hefner dreams of how to keep the Playmates occupied...

Anonymous said...

No comment, just another possible caption source:

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20051222075609990013

[Curious Onlurker]

V the K said...

Actually, it's already in the queue, CuriO. ;-)

Jonathan said...

Kari Wuhrer must be really hard up for work these days.

Prough91 said...

Remind me again, why did Quiet Riot put a mask on her?

Where'd you get my honeymoon pictures?

If all the psychos looked like that I would have stayed in the hospital.

Rodney Dill said...

Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean, and Harry Reid simultaneously decided that the new rumors of Abu Ghraib abuses were going require their own personal, hands-on approach.

Rodney Dill said...

If he keeps delivering presents like this I don't care what that fat guy in the red suit want to call himself.
--Rodney Dill

catbat said...

bondage gear in white? freaky fashion faux pas.

Konservative Jay said...

I wouldn't mind that for Christmas...
I've got this picture of Ted Kennedy at ANWR, if you'd like to caption it, I'll give you the link.

Cybrludite said...

For some reason, this reminds me of most of my ex-girlfriends. The needing a straight-jacket & padded room bit, not the hot blonde or the gratuitous nudity...

Submariner said...

Puh-lease! I NEED to "touch myself!"

Submariner said...

Add a ball-gag and it would be "Hillary Clinton's Dreams for $1000," Alex.

Submariner said...

When I eat a York's Peppermint Patty (tm), I get the sensation... but then I'm rather kinky!

Submariner said...

Pretty much the way I pictured Heather Locklear IF the Melrose Place boys had ever grew a set...

V the K said...

Thanks, KJ, and it's good to see you back.

sonicfrog said...

It'll take more than a straightjacket to stop this Sex-bot.

sonicfrog said...

Damn It! I swear to you I'm not crazy! Moby IS straight! I'm telling you I f**ked him! He's a F**king stallion. I've got the pictures! Oh God! Why won't anyone listen to me!!!