1. 'Ow to speak Awstralian: Vulnerable.
2. Um, V, the entire CapThis audience has been meaning to ask. Do you have issues with women, by any chance?
3. Ian Faith sighed. He was not looking forward to explaining to Spinal Tap why the new album cover was not acceptable.
4. The Kennedy Compound accepts a delivery.
5. Larry King's Lost and Found.
6. Q: Is it really appropriate for her to get married in that? A: She's entitled, she's a virgin.
7. Ellen DeGeneres could hardly wait to unwrap Portia's Christmas present.
8. "Hey, if we don't keep her in that straightjacket, she'll start eating everything in sight and painting with her breasts."
9. Jeremy's dad surveyed his handiwork. "If this doesn't snap that kid out of his 'wrestler piggyback' fetish, nothing will."
10. In the olden days, the Rolling Stones had to restrain groupies to keep them from mauling the band. Nowadays, the Rolling Stones have to restrain groupies to keep them from bolting before the Vi@gr@ kicks in.
Best of Lawhawk
Hugh Hefner dreams of how to keep the Playmates occupied...
Best of Prough91
Remind me again, why did Quiet Riot put a mask on her?
Where'd you get my honeymoon pictures?
If all the psychos looked like that I would have stayed in the hospital.
Best of Rodney Dill
Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean, and Harry Reid simultaneously decided that the new rumors of Abu Ghraib abuses were going require their own personal, hands-on approach.
Best of catbat
Bondage gear in white? freaky fashion faux pas.
Best of Cybrludite
For some reason, this reminds me of most of my ex-girlfriends. The needing a straight-jacket & padded room bit, not the hot blonde or the gratuitous nudity...
Best of Submariner
Puh-lease! I NEED to "touch myself!"
Add a ball-gag and it would be "Hillary Clinton's Dreams for $1000," Alex.
Pretty much the way I pictured Heather Locklear IF the Melrose Place boys had ever grew a set...
Best of sonicfrog
It'll take more than a straightjacket to stop this Sex-bot.
Damn It! I swear to you I'm not crazy! Moby IS straight! I'm telling you I f**ked him! He's a F**king stallion. I've got the pictures! Oh God! Why won't anyone listen to me!!!
Blame Sondrak for putting out such irresistibly captionable material.