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The Neon-Lite company was all out of the more traditional deer three-way lights?
Even better than the cloven-hooved reach-around is the fuzzy bear-paw reach-around.
Menagerie de Trois
Well, I guess that answers the age old question of what a bear does in the woods...
Having poor command of English, Josephina mistakenly bought her tickets for the showing of "Bearback Mountain" instead of "Brokeback Mountain".
Opens opportunities to misunderstand "riding bare-back," doesn't it?
Kid: Mommy, what are those bears doing?Mom: (thinking quickly) Oh, the one in the back hurt his leg so the other one is helping it back to his den.Kid: Ain't that the way the world works, you try to help someone out and you get f***ed!
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Apparently, this zoo in Colorado has a very, um, progressive Christmas light display.
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The Neon-Lite company was all out of the more traditional deer three-way lights?
Even better than the cloven-hooved reach-around is the fuzzy bear-paw reach-around.
Menagerie de Trois
Well, I guess that answers the age old question of what a bear does in the woods...
Having poor command of English, Josephina mistakenly bought her tickets for the showing of "Bearback Mountain" instead of "Brokeback Mountain".
Opens opportunities to misunderstand "riding bare-back," doesn't it?
Kid: Mommy, what are those bears doing?
Mom: (thinking quickly) Oh, the one in the back hurt his leg so the other one is helping it back to his den.
Kid: Ain't that the way the world works, you try to help someone out and you get f***ed!
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