Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Mothership Connection

1. "Look at me mug for the camera and tell me I shouldn't be the spokesman for Jell-O pudding?"

2. "It's even more horrible than I imagined." The chubby naked breast painter inspires another man to claw his own eyes out.

3. "Chill out, Louie. All I said was there were some really good crackers at the buffet."

4. Audio Caption

5. Du habst pimplen! Ich liebe dich nicht!

6. Louis Farakhan enjoys a facial massage and exfoliating scrub from his loyal Nation of Islam guards.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Dang, Louis... You're not suppose to put the whole pack of Altoids in your mouth!"

It's kind of anti-climatic when your speaker coughs up a hairball in mid speech.

He's not really a "Malcom X"... more of a "Malcolm Why?"

Best of Van Helsing
"The mothership replaced my old eyes with these. Now I can see events shrouded from normal earthlings. White guys blowing up levees, for example."

Best of Anonymous
"Look! Right here! If you look closely you can see ...the tracks of my tears!"

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"These eyes? These eyes have seen a lotta love but they're never gonna see another one-a like I had with you."
Nothin, nothin. Just kickin back, practicing my safety patrol routine, havin a brew... You?

Best of bubbalove
The crowd gasps as Calypso Louie inadvertently performs a Vulcan mind-meld on himself forcing out the confession: " Yes! Yes! I am a racist, thieving, anti-semitic demagogue! Hahahahahaaa!"




7. Nothing like a good Korean manicure to make a girl feel oh-so-pretty inside.

8. Il douchebag.

9. "Mein Fuhrer! I can valk!"

10. "Stop! in the name of love/Before you break my heart"

Best of Submariner
Best of jeff
Look at this hand - no bling! You don't love me! If you'd love me you'd give me bling! Tony Soprano gets bling... why not me?

Best of Van Helsing
"Talk to the hand, you crackers!"

Best of sonicfrog
"Live Long And Prosp...." "Live Long And..." Damned, I can never get my fingers to do that stupid vulcan send-off thing.

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"I defy your pie as it flies through the sky toward my eyes."

Best of bubbalove
Darth Louie quickly holds up his hand to block the shots from Han Solo's blaster!

Roto-Reuters Photo Ric Francis/Pool

31 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Seriously, do these cheek implants make me look more... Cosby-ish?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stolen from my Cindy Shehag Cap:
"The good news is the earwig made its way through and you have survived... The bad news is, it was a female and has laid its eggs."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dang, Louis... You're not suppose to put the whole pack of Altoids in your mouth!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"How's the jalapeno?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's kind of anti-climatic when your speaker coughs up a hairball in mid speech.

(V, I think you have a winner with #8)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Louis, I curse thee with pinky-finger curvature!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

He's not really a "Malcom X"... more of a "Malcom Why".

Submariner said...

Sheehan! Do these LOOK like tears to you?

Submariner said...

Nothin, nothin. Just kickin back, practicing my safety patrol routine, havin a brew... You?

Submariner said...

Because I'm I'm Louis.

Farra-Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!

Submariner said...

Who'd a thunk it? Louis is a Jackson Browne fan! "Doctor, my eyes have seen the years, and the slow parade of fears..."

Submariner said...

Louis indicates to John Holmes he wants to take it once on the left cheek, twice on the right...

Submariner said...

Despite smooth footwork, Gladys luckily already had all the Pips she needed.

jeff said...

Look at this hand - no bling! You don't love me! If you'd love me you'd give me bling! Tony Soprano gets bling... why not me?

Jonathan said...

(First pic)
"Do I freakin' look like Al Jarreau to you, White Devil?" Even Louie's closest friends thought he was a tad bit rough on Jessica Simpson for her asking him to "Get his boogie down."

(Second pic)
Louie auditions for the next sequel in the Ice Cube Friday movie sequel.

Jonathan said...

(correction to prior comment...)

(Second pic)
Louie auditions for the upcoming sequel in the Ice Cube Friday movie series.

Van Helsing said...

Top:
"The mothership replaced my old eyes with these. Now I can see events shrouded from normal earthlings. White guys blowing up levees, for example."

Bottom:
"Talk to the hand, you crackers!"

sonicfrog said...

...and if I press real hard right here, my eyes will come poppin'right out!

sonicfrog said...

"Live Long And Prosp...." "Live Long And..." Damned, I can never get my fingers to do that stupid vulcan send-off thing.

Prough91 said...

first picture
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! My botox is wearing off!

Anonymous said...

"Look! Right here! If you look closely you can see ...the tracks of my tears!"

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Yes, Mr. Sharpton. We'll get you a new rubber-band for the mask when we get back to the office. You'll have to hold it on till we get there. No, I'm sure nobody noticed. Yes, they looked like they were really listening to you this time."

ColoradoPatriot said...

ORA:

"Superglue? You're soaking in it now!"

ColoradoPatriot said...

"These eyes? These eyes have seen a lotta love but they're never gonna see another one-a like I had with you."

ColoradoPatriot said...

Second pic:

"Yes, the Zima with a twist of lemon. Over here."

ColoradoPatriot said...

Second pic:

"Yes, Jesse, I see you back there. Yes, sit down please."

ColoradoPatriot said...

Second pic:

"Yep, and I've got three more just like it."

ColoradoPatriot said...

Second pic:

"I defy your pie as it flies through the sky toward my eyes."

Rodney Dill said...

"OK, how many of you cried when Old Yaller died?"

bubbalove said...

Top pic:
The crowd gasps as Calypso Louie inadvertently performs a Vulcan mind-meld on himself forcing out the confession: " Yes! Yes! I am a racist, thieving, anti-semitic demagogue! Hahahahahaaa!"

Bottom:
Darth Louie quickly holds up his hand to block the shots from Han Solo's blaster!

Cybrludite said...

Top Pic: So take a good look at my face
You'll see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer, it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears...