Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Kids in the Hall
1. "Hey, what makes you think I'm the one having the affair with that weird, chubby art teacher?"
2. "Some say the signs send a bad message, but I say how many high schools can brag about five freshman girls giving birth in the same week."
3. And on that day, Brittany came up with the name she would use throughout her adult film career... Kandee Kane!
4. "Yo, Kobe... over here, I'm open."
5. "I brought the gloves, now where's the love?"
Best of Submariner
velcro gloves? check.
silk binding rope? check.
dwarf? dwarf? Alright - which one of you dweebs was supposed to bring the dwarf?
Best of catbat
The winter ball queen candidates want to say hello to you, new person.
Best of bubbalove
The dude on the left just found the hard way about 10 minutes ago that it's 'that time of the month' for the girl...
The girl likes pearl necklaces but she LOVES the pearl scarf the football boys just gave her...
The dude on the right can't stop smiling at the first-graders...
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Brittany, if you let me grab you with these red gloves, your wildest dreams will come true. Gosh!"
Best of D-Max
The three students voted Most Likely To Say "Hi" To 5 New Forms Of Hepatitus.
Thanks for another warm, steaming slice of Midwestern Americana.