Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Kids in the Hall


1. "Hey, what makes you think I'm the one having the affair with that weird, chubby art teacher?"

2. "Some say the signs send a bad message, but I say how many high schools can brag about five freshman girls giving birth in the same week."

3. And on that day, Brittany came up with the name she would use throughout her adult film career... Kandee Kane!

4. "Yo, Kobe... over here, I'm open."

5. "I brought the gloves, now where's the love?"

Best of Submariner
velcro gloves? check.
peppermint? check.
silk binding rope? check.
dwarf? dwarf? Alright - which one of you dweebs was supposed to bring the dwarf?

Best of catbat
The winter ball queen candidates want to say hello to you, new person.

Best of bubbalove
The dude on the left just found the hard way about 10 minutes ago that it's 'that time of the month' for the girl...
The girl likes pearl necklaces but she LOVES the pearl scarf the football boys just gave her...
The dude on the right can't stop smiling at the first-graders...

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Brittany, if you let me grab you with these red gloves, your wildest dreams will come true. Gosh!"

Best of D-Max
The three students voted Most Likely To Say "Hi" To 5 New Forms Of Hepatitus.


Thanks for another warm, steaming slice of Midwestern Americana.

14 comments:

Prough91 said...

I was always told if you did that it would turn your hands red. The dude in the black shirt must have gone blind from it (he's got a cane). The girl is probably who they were thinking about.

jeff said...

Brittany thought, "You know, standing next to these two dorks is bad... except that they make me look really good!

Submariner said...

velcro gloves? check.
peppermint? check.
silk binding rope? check.
dwarf? dwarf? Alright - which one of you dweebs was supposed to bring the dwarf?

Submariner said...

Alright Dave, looks like they caught you red-handed. Give back the "Bad Santa" display head.

Submariner said...

I'm smiling because Dave still has pudding dribbling down his chin...

Submariner said...

See? They look normal once they take off those wrestling uniforms and put on jeans and, and... well maybe normal is too strong a word...

Submariner said...

OK, toss the fluffer over here!

catbat said...

the winter ball queen candidates want to say hello to you, new person.

bubbalove said...

The dude on the left just found the hard way about 10 minutes ago that it's 'that time of the month' for the girl...
The girl likes pearl necklaces but she LOVES the pearl scarf the football boys just gave her...
The dude on the right can't stop smiling at the first-graders...

Cybrludite said...

Firing squad: ATTENTION!

Ready!

Aim!

This was the point that the guy on the left realized that all of the "Bush=Hitler" stuff the three had been posting over at Kos was actually true and they really were about to be executed. The other two young moonbats were still clueless until the head of the local Young Republicans yelled, "FIRE" and the JROTC cadets begain shooting.

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Brittany, if you let me grab you with these red gloves, your wildest dreams will come true. Gosh!"

D-Max said...

The three students voted Most Likely To Say "Hi" To 5 New Forms Of Hepatitus.

Submariner said...

Barney Frank High's "Cutest Couple - Class of '05"

Submariner said...

"...5 new people"
Just another fine example of your tax dollars at work providing a government education.