1. "Hey, what makes you think I'm the one having the affair with that weird, chubby art teacher?"
2. "Some say the signs send a bad message, but I say how many high schools can brag about five freshman girls giving birth in the same week."
3. And on that day, Brittany came up with the name she would use throughout her adult film career... Kandee Kane!
4. "Yo, Kobe... over here, I'm open."
5. "I brought the gloves, now where's the love?"
Best of Submariner
velcro gloves? check.
peppermint? check.
silk binding rope? check.
dwarf? dwarf? Alright - which one of you dweebs was supposed to bring the dwarf?
Best of catbat
The winter ball queen candidates want to say hello to you, new person.
Best of bubbalove
The dude on the left just found the hard way about 10 minutes ago that it's 'that time of the month' for the girl...
The girl likes pearl necklaces but she LOVES the pearl scarf the football boys just gave her...
The dude on the right can't stop smiling at the first-graders...
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Brittany, if you let me grab you with these red gloves, your wildest dreams will come true. Gosh!"
Best of D-Max
The three students voted Most Likely To Say "Hi" To 5 New Forms Of Hepatitus.
Thanks for another warm, steaming slice of Midwestern Americana.
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I was always told if you did that it would turn your hands red. The dude in the black shirt must have gone blind from it (he's got a cane). The girl is probably who they were thinking about.
Brittany thought, "You know, standing next to these two dorks is bad... except that they make me look really good!
velcro gloves? check.
peppermint? check.
silk binding rope? check.
dwarf? dwarf? Alright - which one of you dweebs was supposed to bring the dwarf?
Alright Dave, looks like they caught you red-handed. Give back the "Bad Santa" display head.
I'm smiling because Dave still has pudding dribbling down his chin...
See? They look normal once they take off those wrestling uniforms and put on jeans and, and... well maybe normal is too strong a word...
OK, toss the fluffer over here!
the winter ball queen candidates want to say hello to you, new person.
The dude on the left just found the hard way about 10 minutes ago that it's 'that time of the month' for the girl...
The girl likes pearl necklaces but she LOVES the pearl scarf the football boys just gave her...
The dude on the right can't stop smiling at the first-graders...
Firing squad: ATTENTION!
Ready!
Aim!
This was the point that the guy on the left realized that all of the "Bush=Hitler" stuff the three had been posting over at Kos was actually true and they really were about to be executed. The other two young moonbats were still clueless until the head of the local Young Republicans yelled, "FIRE" and the JROTC cadets begain shooting.
"Brittany, if you let me grab you with these red gloves, your wildest dreams will come true. Gosh!"
The three students voted Most Likely To Say "Hi" To 5 New Forms Of Hepatitus.
Barney Frank High's "Cutest Couple - Class of '05"
"...5 new people"
Just another fine example of your tax dollars at work providing a government education.
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