Friday, December 30, 2005

Five Personality Quirks

Quirk Number 1 --- I have a weird aversion to completing tasks. If I'm loading dishes, I'll leave out like one spoon. If I'm cleaning a room, I'll finish everything, but leave one sock on the floor. I have no idea why this is.

Quirk Number 2 --- People assume that since I collect sports photos, I have an athletic gear fetish. That's not true. My actual fetish is for camouflage hunting gear. I TiVo American Sportsman for the same reason that Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter TiVo Sesame Street.

Quier Number 3 --- When using self-checkout, I always pick the Spanish voice, because it's much sexier than the English voice.

Quirk Number 4 --- I figure God only picks people to win the lottery who are going to entertaining for Him, like that guy in West Virginia who was going to give the money to his church, but instead spent it all on strippers and ho's. So, if I ever win a big lottery jackpot, I'm going to give a million dollars to each of my brothers. The way I figure it, there's nothing that could give God more entertainment value than eight rednecks with a million dollars each.

Quirk Number 5 --- I'll think of something later.

Chad, at Cake or death, tagged me to do the Five personality quirks deal. I tag lawhawk, sonic frog, Prough, Jonathon Leffingwell, and Mr. Right. (I would have tagged Leather Penguin, but he probably would think this is all bullsh*t.)

10 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

I TiVo American Sportsman for the same reason that Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter TiVo Sesame Street.

Holy sh*t, that was funny!

V the K said...

Oh, yeah, CJ hastens to remind me, I mutter under my breath constantly...

lawhawk said...

Impressive. Most impressive. And by your command, I have issued my quirks. Because nothing else matters.

Prough91 said...

Come see my quirks at
lifeonfield.blogspot.com
january 3rd.
Peace.

Prough91 said...

ooops thats
lifeonfields.blogspot.com

Chad said...

Only disappointed that you bitched out on a 5th. Otherwise, quite entertaining. :)

lawhawk said...

chad:

If you read closely, that was part of the joke (see #1 - weird aversion to completing tasks)...

TC said...

Yep, it's all BS.

Mr. Right said...

All right, V. I have no time right now, but will try to get to it in a few days.

If I remember...

sonicfrog said...

Woops! Missed this one. Shoulda e-mailed me or visited my blog - that would be novel. I'll do this tomorrow.