Friday, December 16, 2005

Another Vaguely Homoerotic Football Pic

1. HIV Positive Backdoor Quarterback was pitched as a cross between Brian's Song and Brokeback Mountain... but with much longer locker room scenes.

2. And for tearing off the quarterback's head, Ohio State received a five yard penalty.

3. "But, what about my needs."

4. "'Bad Touch' is not a recognized NCAA penalty... yet!"

5. "Massive chest... tiny waist... good lord, I'm about to get sacked by Morganna the kissing bandit!"

6. "That's an odd position to attempt a sack." "BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!!"

7. Game play at the Brokeback Mountain Bowl may have been sub-par, but the half-time show was fabulous!

Best of Divine Miss M
"Come to Butthead!"

Best of catbat
"vaguely homoerotic"? what's homoerotic about football? tight ends? open receivers? piling on? the backfield? double teams? down and in? unnecessary roughness? man-to-man coverage? dime packages? bump and runs? pump fakes? I just don't get what you're trying to imply here.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
catbat, you forgot Madden's favorite... the ubiquitous "penetration" ;)

Best of Cybrludite
Ok, what college team is it that has little pot leaf stickers all over their helmets? Evergreen State, perhaps? Or maybe St. John's?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
With Data run amok in the football holodeck program, Riker's only option was to attempt to deactivate him.


Ass Press Photo/Jay LaPrete

12 comments:

Divine Miss M said...

"Come to Butthead!"

catbat said...

"vaguely homoerotic"? what's homoerotic about football?

tight ends? open receivers? piling on? the backfield? double teams? down and in? unnecessary roughness? man-to-man coverage? dime packages? bump and runs? pump fakes?

i just don't get what you're trying to imply here.

Son Of The Godfather said...

catbat, you forgot Madden's favorite... the ubiquitous "penetration" ;)

Jonathan said...

"You wanna see why they call me 'Buckeye'?"

"Uh, no, Congressman Frank...I do not!"

Prough91 said...

ALL RIGHT! I'll itch your ear,but this is the last time.

Prough91 said...

Ahh jeez, if you guys think this is a vague homoerotic football pic look at the one I posted on my blog, and I wasn't trying to be funny.

Cybrludite said...

Ok, what college team is it that has little pot leaf stickers all over their helmets? Evergreen State, perhaps? Or maybe St. John's?

Divine Miss M said...

I don't quite understand what sort of (breast-fondling) theory about homoeroticism in football you're (pantyhose) putting forth here. There's nothing remotely (tickle-my-nuts) suggestive, and certainly not (lipstick-around-the-nipple) vague, and least of all (turn over, I like it better that way) homoerotic! So begging your pardon (wang) I'll need a little more (yank my doodle, it's a dandy) clarification.

And bonus points to anyone besides V the K who gets this obscure reference!!

catbat said...

sounds like kevin nealon as mr. subliminal, miss m.

and hearing john madden say "kabeer gbaja-biamila" is my favorite little piece of monday night homoeroticism.

Divine Miss M said...

Same sort of thing. It's from a skit on "Not the Nine O'Clock News," U.K. BBC TV, 1979.

Divine Miss M said...

In a thigh, it was Rowan Atkinson in his great huge wobbly dangler early days. Knob. It was the funniest take me, take me show on TV over there stifled moan at the time.

Son Of The Godfather said...

With Data run amok in the football holodeck program, Riker's only option was to attempt to deactivate him.