Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Another First

The first time I have ever had the least bit of interest in either one of these people.

1. "Sorry, Frightening Skull-Woman. Not interested."

2. Although it makes Jessica scowl, Nick enjoys making Mike Farrell cry like a little girl.

3. "Ha! I guess I showed you, Skull-Woman. I only needed one hand and no flashlight!"

4. The Adventures of Skull-Woman and Sissy Boy was a straight-to-DVD release.

5. Who's the Biggest Bitch? toughest round ever.

6. "With all due respect, Jess, you never said not to piss in the punchbowl."

7. "Yeah, well, at least I didn't get wear I am by moving my mouth and faking it." "That wasn't me, that was my sister." "I wasn't talking about SNL."

8. "If you need me, I'll be eating pudding with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal."

Best of Occasional Reader
"Babe, we're broken up now, so no I do *not* have to explain that odd white stain on my jeans."

Best of sonicfrog
The Sexbot, having deflowered Moby, eyes her next victim.

Best of Divine Miss M
The truth can now be told, Nick prefers men in Dalmation body paint to blonde dimwits in unattractive heels.

Best of Cybrludite
The Jessica's pumps, they make the Baby Manolo cry!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Shaaa, right!.. Is he like, Nick LeGAY?"

"That Little Teapot song should keep her occupied for hours..."

"Excuse me, Ms.Simpson? I thought you should know that those pumps would look far better on my shoulders."

"Let's see how fast I can get to the Marion County Courthouse to file for divorce..."

Best of Submariner
That is so unfair! I am so as "Smart as a rock!"

Hey Kobe! Over there; trust me - she's open!

(Ass Press Photo/Chris Pizzello)

20 comments:

occasional reader said...

"Babe, we're broken up now, so no I do *not* have to explain that odd white stain on my jeans."

catbat said...

those are hideous pumps. i don't know how to make a caption of it, but those shoes = ass. they make her hideous by extension. probably you and me too, just for looking at them. ugly by association. wow. i seriously dislike her footwear.

jeff said...

Having finished with Jessica, Nick leaves her in search of his next conquest - he was to be disappointed to find Angelina Jolie was otherwise occupied.

sonicfrog said...

The Sexbot, having deflowered Moby, eyes her next victim.

Divine Miss M said...

The truth can now be told, Nick prefers men in Dalmation attire to blonde dimwits in unattractive heels.

JonathanH said...

Nick is smiling because he knows how much money he's going to make over the sex tapes.

Cybrludite said...

The Jessica's pumps, they make the Baby Manolo cry!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bad pumps?... Skull Woman?...
I'm gonna have to dissent from popular opinion here to state that I'd jump on her like Rosie O'Donnel on an ice-cream truck!

(Giggidy!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Wayne's World! Wayne's World!:
"Shaaa, right!.. Is he like, Nick LeGAY?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

...Ok, Ok... On closer inspection, I'll admit that the eye makeup is a bit heavy... But have her scrubbed and dressed up (down?) in that Daisy Duke outfit and... wait a second... wait a second... Ok, I'm done. ;)

Relates to:
Obscure Seinfeld Alert:
GEORGE: "Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nick's thought bubble:
"That Little Teapot song should keep her occupied for hours..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Excuse me, Ms.Simpson? I thought you should know that those pumps would look far better on my shoulders."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nick: "Let's see how fast I can get to the Marion County Courthouse to file for divorce..."

Submariner said...

Heath and Jake are more interested in me. Deal with it, Jess.

Submariner said...

D*mmit, Nick. Get back here - this is the US Awards...

Submariner said...

Nick? I am about to put this ugly right pump so far up your butt that you have to move your tongue to polish it!

Submariner said...

That is so unfair! I am so as "Smart as a rock!"

Submariner said...

Hey Kobe! Over there; trust me - she's open!

Submariner said...

New from Mattel(tm) and just in time for Christmas - Life-sized, Bimbo Barbie.

Submariner said...

Don't walk away from me Nick. I know St. Nick too, and trust me; he's hung better.