The first time I have ever had the least bit of interest in either one of these people.
1. "Sorry, Frightening Skull-Woman. Not interested."
2. Although it makes Jessica scowl, Nick enjoys making Mike Farrell cry like a little girl.
3. "Ha! I guess I showed you, Skull-Woman. I only needed one hand and no flashlight!"
4. The Adventures of Skull-Woman and Sissy Boy was a straight-to-DVD release.
5. Who's the Biggest Bitch? toughest round ever.
6. "With all due respect, Jess, you never said not to piss in the punchbowl."
7. "Yeah, well, at least I didn't get wear I am by moving my mouth and faking it." "That wasn't me, that was my sister." "I wasn't talking about SNL."
8. "If you need me, I'll be eating pudding with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal."
Best of Occasional Reader
"Babe, we're broken up now, so no I do *not* have to explain that odd white stain on my jeans."
Best of sonicfrog
The Sexbot, having deflowered Moby, eyes her next victim.
Best of Divine Miss M
The truth can now be told, Nick prefers men in Dalmation body paint to blonde dimwits in unattractive heels.
Best of Cybrludite
The Jessica's pumps, they make the Baby Manolo cry!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Shaaa, right!.. Is he like, Nick LeGAY?"
"That Little Teapot song should keep her occupied for hours..."
"Excuse me, Ms.Simpson? I thought you should know that those pumps would look far better on my shoulders."
"Let's see how fast I can get to the Marion County Courthouse to file for divorce..."
Best of Submariner
That is so unfair! I am so as "Smart as a rock!"
Hey Kobe! Over there; trust me - she's open!
(Ass Press Photo/Chris Pizzello)