1. "Sorry, Frightening Skull-Woman. Not interested." 2. Although it makes Jessica scowl, Nick enjoys making Mike Farrell cry like a little girl.
3. "Ha! I guess I showed you, Skull-Woman. I only needed one hand and no flashlight!"
4. The Adventures of Skull-Woman and Sissy Boy was a straight-to-DVD release.
5. Who's the Biggest Bitch? toughest round ever.
6. "With all due respect, Jess, you never said not to piss in the punchbowl."
7. "Yeah, well, at least I didn't get wear I am by moving my mouth and faking it." "That wasn't me, that was my sister." "I wasn't talking about SNL."
8. "If you need me, I'll be eating pudding with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal."
Best of Occasional Reader
"Babe, we're broken up now, so no I do *not* have to explain that odd white stain on my jeans."
Best of sonicfrog
The Sexbot, having deflowered Moby, eyes her next victim.
Best of Divine Miss M
The truth can now be told, Nick prefers men in Dalmation body paint to blonde dimwits in unattractive heels.
Best of Cybrludite
The Jessica's pumps, they make the Baby Manolo cry!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Shaaa, right!.. Is he like, Nick LeGAY?"
"That Little Teapot song should keep her occupied for hours..."
"Excuse me, Ms.Simpson? I thought you should know that those pumps would look far better on my shoulders."
"Let's see how fast I can get to the Marion County Courthouse to file for divorce..."
Best of Submariner
That is so unfair! I am so as "Smart as a rock!"
Hey Kobe! Over there; trust me - she's open!
(Ass Press Photo/Chris Pizzello)
20 comments:
"Babe, we're broken up now, so no I do *not* have to explain that odd white stain on my jeans."
those are hideous pumps. i don't know how to make a caption of it, but those shoes = ass. they make her hideous by extension. probably you and me too, just for looking at them. ugly by association. wow. i seriously dislike her footwear.
Having finished with Jessica, Nick leaves her in search of his next conquest - he was to be disappointed to find Angelina Jolie was otherwise occupied.
The Sexbot, having deflowered Moby, eyes her next victim.
The truth can now be told, Nick prefers men in Dalmation attire to blonde dimwits in unattractive heels.
Nick is smiling because he knows how much money he's going to make over the sex tapes.
The Jessica's pumps, they make the Baby Manolo cry!
Bad pumps?... Skull Woman?...
I'm gonna have to dissent from popular opinion here to state that I'd jump on her like Rosie O'Donnel on an ice-cream truck!
(Giggidy!)
Wayne's World! Wayne's World!:
"Shaaa, right!.. Is he like, Nick LeGAY?"
...Ok, Ok... On closer inspection, I'll admit that the eye makeup is a bit heavy... But have her scrubbed and dressed up (down?) in that Daisy Duke outfit and... wait a second... wait a second... Ok, I'm done. ;)
Relates to:
Obscure Seinfeld Alert:
GEORGE: "Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face."
Nick's thought bubble:
"That Little Teapot song should keep her occupied for hours..."
"Excuse me, Ms.Simpson? I thought you should know that those pumps would look far better on my shoulders."
Nick: "Let's see how fast I can get to the Marion County Courthouse to file for divorce..."
Heath and Jake are more interested in me. Deal with it, Jess.
D*mmit, Nick. Get back here - this is the US Awards...
Nick? I am about to put this ugly right pump so far up your butt that you have to move your tongue to polish it!
That is so unfair! I am so as "Smart as a rock!"
Hey Kobe! Over there; trust me - she's open!
New from Mattel(tm) and just in time for Christmas - Life-sized, Bimbo Barbie.
Don't walk away from me Nick. I know St. Nick too, and trust me; he's hung better.
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