1. "Is that a Sidewinder on your inboard pylon or are you just happy to see me?" 2. "No, no, no! I said to make sure your planes were in 'Mission-Ready Condition,' not in the 'Missionary Position.'"
3. "Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth / And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings..." Also, I dry humped an F-16.
4. "NO! I'M LANDING FIRST!"
5. "I give up, Red Dog 1. Why is this maneuver called a 'John Denver?'"
Combining Occasional Reader and Kevin Walker I get
The USAF Thunderbirds aerobatic team practice the difficult but exhilirating "Rosie and Ellen" formation.
Best of jeff
Thunderbird 5, I know you're a Navy exchange pilot, but please quit acting like you've been at sea 6 months.
Best of Divine Miss M
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
Best of Occasional Reader
Why the USAF doesn't allow brothers in the same fighter squadron: "Does this bother you? I'm not touching you! Does this bother you?"
Best of The Man said
Hey...don't ask don't tell.
Best of SSgt Tremor
Pilot 1: "Having Trouble with your refreshment system?"
Pilot 2: "Uhh, Negative."
Yeah, yeah, I got it from Yahoo News/AssPress Photo. I'm just surprised they didn't work a Bush Bash into their original caption.
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The Blue Angels introduced their new pilots: Barney and Andy.
The experiment was a huge disappointment. Welding two jets together does not make them go twice as fast, it just makes them harder to land.
'Ow to speak Awstraylyan: Queer birds.
Red Leader, Red 1:
Damn! Talk about your mirror-calm lakes!
No! Ling-Ling battle YOU long time to death!
Thunderbird 5, I know you're a Navy exchange pilot, but please quit acting like you've been at sea 6 months.
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
The USAF Thunderbirds aerobatic team practice the difficult but exhilirating "humping deer" formation.
Thunderbird pilots demonstrate stealth tactics that may need to be relied on if Democrats ever take back control of Congress and go back to slashing the military's budget, so that stealth technology becomes unaffordable.
Why the USAF doesn't allow brothers in the same fighter squadron:
"Does this bother you? I'm not touching you! Does this bother you?"
[Whoops. The "anonymous" "I'm not touching you!" comment was from Yours Truly.]
Hey...don't ask don't tell.
Off we go, into the wild blue under...
Y'know Red 1? When Maverick did this he was able to take a picture of the MIG pilot, but all I can see is the ground.
Talk about your "weapons of mass defloration!"
I don't care what you say, LT Frank. I do not believe this is how "Falcons mate in the air."
ORA!
Pilot 1: "Having Trouble with your refreshment system?"
Pilot 2: "Uhh, Negative."
SSgt Tremor, USAF
The Air Force commemmorated the appointment of the new Chancellor at UC Santa Cruz and her live-in girlfriend with a fly-by.
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