Thursday, November 17, 2005

You See Son, When Two F-16's Love Each Other Very, Very Much...

1. "Is that a Sidewinder on your inboard pylon or are you just happy to see me?"

2. "No, no, no! I said to make sure your planes were in 'Mission-Ready Condition,' not in the 'Missionary Position.'"

3. "Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth / And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings..." Also, I dry humped an F-16.

4. "NO! I'M LANDING FIRST!"

5. "I give up, Red Dog 1. Why is this maneuver called a 'John Denver?'"

Combining Occasional Reader and Kevin Walker I get
The USAF Thunderbirds aerobatic team practice the difficult but exhilirating "Rosie and Ellen" formation.

Best of jeff
Thunderbird 5, I know you're a Navy exchange pilot, but please quit acting like you've been at sea 6 months.

Best of Divine Miss M
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

Best of Occasional Reader
Why the USAF doesn't allow brothers in the same fighter squadron: "Does this bother you? I'm not touching you! Does this bother you?"

Best of The Man said
Hey...don't ask don't tell.

Best of SSgt Tremor
Pilot 1: "Having Trouble with your refreshment system?"
Pilot 2: "Uhh, Negative."

Yeah, yeah, I got it from Yahoo News/AssPress Photo. I'm just surprised they didn't work a Bush Bash into their original caption.

18 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

The Blue Angels introduced their new pilots: Barney and Andy.

AM42 said...

The experiment was a huge disappointment. Welding two jets together does not make them go twice as fast, it just makes them harder to land.

Submariner said...

'Ow to speak Awstraylyan: Queer birds.

Submariner said...

Red Leader, Red 1:

Damn! Talk about your mirror-calm lakes!

Submariner said...

No! Ling-Ling battle YOU long time to death!

jeff said...

Thunderbird 5, I know you're a Navy exchange pilot, but please quit acting like you've been at sea 6 months.

Divine Miss M said...

And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

occasional reader said...

The USAF Thunderbirds aerobatic team practice the difficult but exhilirating "humping deer" formation.

Van Helsing said...

Thunderbird pilots demonstrate stealth tactics that may need to be relied on if Democrats ever take back control of Congress and go back to slashing the military's budget, so that stealth technology becomes unaffordable.

Anonymous said...

Why the USAF doesn't allow brothers in the same fighter squadron:

"Does this bother you? I'm not touching you! Does this bother you?"

occasional reader said...

[Whoops. The "anonymous" "I'm not touching you!" comment was from Yours Truly.]

The Man said...

Hey...don't ask don't tell.

Submariner said...

Off we go, into the wild blue under...

Submariner said...

Y'know Red 1? When Maverick did this he was able to take a picture of the MIG pilot, but all I can see is the ground.

Submariner said...

Talk about your "weapons of mass defloration!"

Submariner said...

I don't care what you say, LT Frank. I do not believe this is how "Falcons mate in the air."

Anonymous said...

ORA!

Pilot 1: "Having Trouble with your refreshment system?"

Pilot 2: "Uhh, Negative."

SSgt Tremor, USAF

Anonymous said...

The Air Force commemmorated the appointment of the new Chancellor at UC Santa Cruz and her live-in girlfriend with a fly-by.