1. "Is that a Sidewinder on your inboard pylon or are you just happy to see me?"
2. "No, no, no! I said to make sure your planes were in 'Mission-Ready Condition,' not in the 'Missionary Position.'"
3. "Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth / And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings..." Also, I dry humped an F-16.
4. "NO! I'M LANDING FIRST!"
5. "I give up, Red Dog 1. Why is this maneuver called a 'John Denver?'"
Combining Occasional Reader and Kevin Walker I get
The USAF Thunderbirds aerobatic team practice the difficult but exhilirating "Rosie and Ellen" formation.
Best of jeff
Thunderbird 5, I know you're a Navy exchange pilot, but please quit acting like you've been at sea 6 months.
Best of Divine Miss M
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
Best of Occasional Reader
Why the USAF doesn't allow brothers in the same fighter squadron: "Does this bother you? I'm not touching you! Does this bother you?"
Best of The Man said
Hey...don't ask don't tell.
Best of SSgt Tremor
Pilot 1: "Having Trouble with your refreshment system?"
Pilot 2: "Uhh, Negative."
Yeah, yeah, I got it from Yahoo News/AssPress Photo. I'm just surprised they didn't work a Bush Bash into their original caption.