1. "So, I understand John Kerry used to rape and pillage in a manner reminiscent of you guys."
2. "Well, yeah, I'm sorry Robert Byrd called you 'Heathen Chinee,' but he's kind of in-and-out these days."
3. ORA "Be careful, I just mopped there."
4. "Dong, where is my automobile?"
5. "Oh, Pat Morita, you and your wild Hollywood parties! I think that's Mike Myers behind me."
6. "Man, wouldn't it be cool if we shared an open, completely undefended border with Mongolia? That'd be sweet!"
7. Every second with the Mongolian leader made Bush clamp down hard on the urge to yell "Kha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n!"
8. "All right, how many horses do I have to pay to get Barb and Jenna back?"
9. "Hey, you guys remember when we were foolin' around with the webcam and made that video? I posted it to the internet. Hope you don't mind."
Stolen from A Far Superior Blog