1. "So, I understand John Kerry used to rape and pillage in a manner reminiscent of you guys."2. "Well, yeah, I'm sorry Robert Byrd called you 'Heathen Chinee,' but he's kind of in-and-out these days."
3. ORA "Be careful, I just mopped there."
4. "Dong, where is my automobile?"
5. "Oh, Pat Morita, you and your wild Hollywood parties! I think that's Mike Myers behind me."
6. "Man, wouldn't it be cool if we shared an open, completely undefended border with Mongolia? That'd be sweet!"
7. Every second with the Mongolian leader made Bush clamp down hard on the urge to yell "Kha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n!"
8. "All right, how many horses do I have to pay to get Barb and Jenna back?"
9. "Hey, you guys remember when we were foolin' around with the webcam and made that video? I posted it to the internet. Hope you don't mind."
Stolen from A Far Superior Blog
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"I'd come here prepared to talk to you folks about how ethnic stereotyping is just plain wrong. But I guess that speech is pretty much out the window."
"Yes, that's quite a handsome coat, Mr. Prime Minister. Except I can still see the tire tracks."
Dubya: "Teddy Kennedy is always calling me a Mongoloid, but I don't think I look like you guys at all."
Bush: To crush yer enemies, see 'em driven before ya', an' to hear the lamination of his wimmin-folk.
Khan: (sigh) Close enough!
"Khan... don't look... the dude behind me... he's way baked, right?... What is it, that Mongolian Gold I've heard so much about?... How does one go about... uhm... procurring some o' dat sh*t?"
By the face of the gentleman in blue, I'd say the president sampled some Mongolian beef for lunch.
"Why yes, I do feel that my '04 'erection' was valid... as well as all my other ones."
ORA:
"You're gonna just wipe that booger on your coat, eh? Watch out, it'll freeze up...you might scratch yourself. Here's $5..take it to the cleaners."
"如此... Smelly 所有在哪里海盗妓女?"
Subtitle:
"So... Where are all the smelly pirate hookers?"
"Hey, can I borrow that crazy getup tonight?... Laura has this Mongol conquerer fantasy thing, and I... Well, let's just say I won't exactly be pillaging. heh heh."
After sending Barbara Streisand back to the airport, everyone had a good laugh. It was the "Mongolian hordes" the president had asked about, and not the "mongoloid whore" after all.
ORA: Too much of a stretch?:
"Mongorian ownwee pawn in game of rife."
D*mmit! I GOT a Capital One card. Leave me alone!
W's thought bubble: "Cheney's gonna pay for not telling me about the Mongolian custom of goosing foreign leaders. No wonder Nixon didn't visit, but I'm kinda surprised that Slick Willie didn't..."
Monk in blue thought bubble: "Must keep cheeks clenched. Must NOT let ben-wah's drop."
Really? Just by paying off the gate-keepers? D*mn! That's a good one to keep in mind for our Mexican border; thanks.
ORA
The Blue Adept cannot contain himself at the irony of George explaining the theory of intelligent design.
Damn, I got nothin...
(but I love sub's "Capital One" caption)
Just seconds later, things turned very ugly when 'W' pulled the old 'You've got something on your shirt' prank on the Mongolian leader.
Sorry, Kahn, it was my predecessor that rode a beast. Oh, you mean a horse? Yeah, that would be me.
Whew! Kahn - I don't think polecat was a good choice for breastplate furs...
Woh! You mean that when you serve Shepherd Pie - it's really Shepherd?!?
SOTG - Loved the "Golden Child" ref!
Curious Onlurker
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