Monday, November 21, 2005

You Gawdam Mongorians! You Stay Away From My Schitty Wall!

1. "So, I understand John Kerry used to rape and pillage in a manner reminiscent of you guys."

2. "Well, yeah, I'm sorry Robert Byrd called you 'Heathen Chinee,' but he's kind of in-and-out these days."

3. ORA "Be careful, I just mopped there."

4. "Dong, where is my automobile?"

5. "Oh, Pat Morita, you and your wild Hollywood parties! I think that's Mike Myers behind me."

6. "Man, wouldn't it be cool if we shared an open, completely undefended border with Mongolia? That'd be sweet!"

7. Every second with the Mongolian leader made Bush clamp down hard on the urge to yell "Kha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n!"

8. "All right, how many horses do I have to pay to get Barb and Jenna back?"

9. "Hey, you guys remember when we were foolin' around with the webcam and made that video? I posted it to the internet. Hope you don't mind."

Stolen from A Far Superior Blog

23 comments:

occasional reader said...

"I'd come here prepared to talk to you folks about how ethnic stereotyping is just plain wrong. But I guess that speech is pretty much out the window."

occasional reader said...

"Yes, that's quite a handsome coat, Mr. Prime Minister. Except I can still see the tire tracks."

Rodney Dill said...

Dubya: "Teddy Kennedy is always calling me a Mongoloid, but I don't think I look like you guys at all."

Cybrludite said...

Bush: To crush yer enemies, see 'em driven before ya', an' to hear the lamination of his wimmin-folk.

Khan: (sigh) Close enough!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Khan... don't look... the dude behind me... he's way baked, right?... What is it, that Mongolian Gold I've heard so much about?... How does one go about... uhm... procurring some o' dat sh*t?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

By the face of the gentleman in blue, I'd say the president sampled some Mongolian beef for lunch.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Why yes, I do feel that my '04 'erection' was valid... as well as all my other ones."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"You're gonna just wipe that booger on your coat, eh? Watch out, it'll freeze up...you might scratch yourself. Here's $5..take it to the cleaners."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"如此... Smelly 所有在哪里海盗妓女?"
Subtitle:
"So... Where are all the smelly pirate hookers?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, can I borrow that crazy getup tonight?... Laura has this Mongol conquerer fantasy thing, and I... Well, let's just say I won't exactly be pillaging. heh heh."

Son Of The Godfather said...

After sending Barbara Streisand back to the airport, everyone had a good laugh. It was the "Mongolian hordes" the president had asked about, and not the "mongoloid whore" after all.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: Too much of a stretch?:
"Mongorian ownwee pawn in game of rife."

Submariner said...

D*mmit! I GOT a Capital One card. Leave me alone!

Submariner said...

W's thought bubble: "Cheney's gonna pay for not telling me about the Mongolian custom of goosing foreign leaders. No wonder Nixon didn't visit, but I'm kinda surprised that Slick Willie didn't..."

Submariner said...

Monk in blue thought bubble: "Must keep cheeks clenched. Must NOT let ben-wah's drop."

Submariner said...

Really? Just by paying off the gate-keepers? D*mn! That's a good one to keep in mind for our Mexican border; thanks.

Submariner said...

ORA

The Blue Adept cannot contain himself at the irony of George explaining the theory of intelligent design.

AM42 said...

Damn, I got nothin...
(but I love sub's "Capital One" caption)

AM42 said...

Just seconds later, things turned very ugly when 'W' pulled the old 'You've got something on your shirt' prank on the Mongolian leader.

Submariner said...

Sorry, Kahn, it was my predecessor that rode a beast. Oh, you mean a horse? Yeah, that would be me.

Submariner said...

Whew! Kahn - I don't think polecat was a good choice for breastplate furs...

Submariner said...

Woh! You mean that when you serve Shepherd Pie - it's really Shepherd?!?

Anonymous said...

SOTG - Loved the "Golden Child" ref!

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