Friday, November 04, 2005

What If They Held a Day of Action and Nobody Gave a Crap?

1. "Malcolm... (wheeze)... you... (wheeze)... are not... (wheeze)... resisting... (wheeze)... therefore... (wheeze)... you... (wheeze)...must die."

2. I guess it's safe to say that all of those green protest stickers are "Stuck on Stupid."

3. George W. Bush doesn't care about inter-racial gay couples with adhesive suffocation fetishes.

4. "I'm crazy Anarchist Sticker Head! Give me some o' dat Crazy Candy!"

5. A few minutes later, the white boy sneezed and the blowback made his head explode.

6. Someone should tell Gillette that four blades is really too much for some people to handle.

7. "It's not working. I can still smell the hippies."

8. "Maalik, if you're dad isn't gonna be cool with you dating a white boy, I don't see how this is going to help."

9. Clone Al Roker goes out for a night on the town with Clone Timothy Leary.

10. Just tell your grandmother that you couldn't make it to dinner because you're the submissive bitch of a dominant black BDSM top who gets off on your public humiliation. She'll understand... provided she's freaky.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Damn Ferris, I can't let my dad see me! He thinks I'm in school!

He had to hide quickly. God knows what the press would do if they discovered an esteemed star like Andy Dick was dating one of the stars of Good Burger.

Worst of Son Of The Godfather
Unable to see, he later walked into a high-voltage conduit in a French suburb, sparking (heh) mass rioting. It was the worst case of "sticker shock" anybody had ever seen.

Best of Submariner
Me? Oh, nothin, nothin. Just heard that a big, strong, black stud of a football player needed some Charmin...

'Ow to Speak Awstralyan:Dipsh*ts


I blame society.

21 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cool, those new stickers are out that only stick to stupid things.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Note to protestors: In all of human history, I am unable to recall a single successful revolution that originated from idiotic-mantra-self-tagging.

Divine Miss M said...

Early ancestors of the Borg.

Son Of The Godfather said...

He had to hide quickly. God knows what the press would do if they discovered an esteemed star like Andy Dick was dating one of the stars of Good Burger.

(mornin' Divine! :)

Submariner said...

When ISO 9000 requirements are taken to ridiculous levels, but then I'm being redundant.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I bid twenty bucks to be the "de-stickerer" on face-boy.

Submariner said...

While hard to believe, young Rosey and Merlin would grow up to be feared defensive tackles in the NFL, yet never give up their first love of needlepoint and flowers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yup, they're a couple of "cards" alright...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hmmm, what to do when you've invested your allowance in thousands of dumbass stickers that no one will let you plaster their businesses with...

Divine Miss M said...

Urban camouflage.

Submariner said...

Tonight on E! Failed 2nd career moves for out-of-work no-talent actors:
Gary Coleman and Mr. Whipple, street pollsters.

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstralyan:
Dipsh*ts

Son Of The Godfather said...

Damn Ferris, I can't let my dad see me! He thinks I'm in school!

(Holy crap, V, I just got your #1 on a delayed reaction... Nice!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Unable to see, he later walked into a high-voltage conduit in a French suburb, sparking (heh) mass rioting. It was the worst case of "sticker shock" anybody had ever seen.

Submariner said...

Me? Oh, nothin, nothin. Just heard that a big, strong, black stud of a football player needed some Charmin...

Kevin Walker said...

Holly Sh*t! How strong are those fumes in the port-a-poties!?

Jonathan said...

"Ssssssss-mokin'!" Raoul was dejected that no one liked his The Mask III prototype.

BTW, #4 is awesome, especially so close to Halloween!

Van Helsing said...

I guess after a couple swallows of bongwater, "Put the stickers all over the place" might sound kind of like "Put the stickers all over your face."

Molicious said...

If I was that pathetic I'd cover my face up too.

Bubbalove said...

Here, Fat Albert and Napoleon Dynamite can be seen trying to out-nerd each other at the peace rally in hopes of scoring some hippy chicks.

Cybrludite said...

Unfortunately they were later refused an NEA grant for their perfomance art piece "The Death Of Harry Tuttle".