1. "Malcolm... (wheeze)... you... (wheeze)... are not... (wheeze)... resisting... (wheeze)... therefore... (wheeze)... you... (wheeze)...must die."
2. I guess it's safe to say that all of those green protest stickers are "Stuck on Stupid."
3. George W. Bush doesn't care about inter-racial gay couples with adhesive suffocation fetishes.
4. "I'm crazy Anarchist Sticker Head! Give me some o' dat Crazy Candy!"
5. A few minutes later, the white boy sneezed and the blowback made his head explode.
6. Someone should tell Gillette that four blades is really too much for some people to handle.
7. "It's not working. I can still smell the hippies."
8. "Maalik, if you're dad isn't gonna be cool with you dating a white boy, I don't see how this is going to help."
9. Clone Al Roker goes out for a night on the town with Clone Timothy Leary.
10. Just tell your grandmother that you couldn't make it to dinner because you're the submissive bitch of a dominant black BDSM top who gets off on your public humiliation. She'll understand... provided she's freaky.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Damn Ferris, I can't let my dad see me! He thinks I'm in school!
He had to hide quickly. God knows what the press would do if they discovered an esteemed star like Andy Dick was dating one of the stars of Good Burger.
Worst of Son Of The Godfather
Unable to see, he later walked into a high-voltage conduit in a French suburb, sparking (heh) mass rioting. It was the worst case of "sticker shock" anybody had ever seen.
Best of Submariner
Me? Oh, nothin, nothin. Just heard that a big, strong, black stud of a football player needed some Charmin...
'Ow to Speak Awstralyan:Dipsh*ts
I blame society.