1. After what happened to Rosie, the Jetsons NEVER had Moby over again. 2. "As it turns out, you were the droid I was looking for."
3. A whole new meaning to the phrase "Doing the Robot."
4. He might have been doing the robot, but he was thinking about the vacuum cleaner."
5. "Oh. Yes. You. Are. Huge. You. Are. So. Good. Fill. Me. Up. Big. Boy. Oh. Yes. Right. There."
6. This just raises the question, why can't we let robots make techno music and smash Moby into a wall at 70 miles per hour?
7. "You're a cold, unemotional sex machine. But that's okay. I've dated lots of Wellesley Freshmen before."
8. "I. Am. Sorry. But. Asimov's. Second. Law. Of. Robotics. Forbids. Me. From. Spanking. You. And. Calling. You. A. Bad. Bad. Boy."
9. "God has a plan, Gaius. He has a plan for everything, and everyone."
10. Is. It. In. Yet?
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Finding new uses for WD - 40
And without that added narration, Deckard has just run away with a huge vibrator.
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For a moment there i thought i had a great solvent pun... but no, I got nothin'
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Happy that the "Crash Test Dummy" costume allowed her to get laid, Mo Dowd was outed by the size of those red pumps.
Nothin to see here folks. Just Matlin indulging a Carville fantasy. Please move along.
Fembot Mk1 - Mod 0 was found to be a touch too warm, burning the hair off Austin upon contact.
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Ghost in the Shell, the lost episode in which a bald hacker thinks he's caught the major
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"Rachael was different. I didn't know how long we'd have together. . . who does?
And without that added narration, Deckard has just run away with a huge vibrator. . .
Finding new uses for WD - 40
obviously, mechanizing the hotel cleaning staff didn't solve anything.
[for a moment there i thought i had a great solve/solvent pun... but no, i got nothin'.]
...and so that's where that creepy vocal sample came from.
Happy that the "Crash Test Dummy" costume allowed her to get laid, Mo Dowd was outed by the size of those red pumps.
Oh.Come.Now.Moby.Wouldn't.You.Rather.Play."Global.Termo.Nuclear.War?"
Looking back fondly on his "Rave Days," Yul Brinner would later incorporate this into his fantasy westerns...
(By the way, V, LOVED that you posted the "Worst o'SOTG")
Nothin to see here folks. Just Matlin indulging a Carville fantasy. Please move along.
Fembot Mk1 - Mod 0 was found to be a touch too warm, burning the hair off Austin upon contact.
No.Stop.Don't.Stop.Please.Who.Am.I.Kidding?Come.Go.It's.All.The.Same.To.Me.
What?! Again!? I'm not a machine you know!
Ghost in the Shell, the lost episode in which a bald hacker thinks he's caught the major
"Oh yes, Cherry. You really..Oh for pete's sake Melanie, this is the fourth time this month you've insisted on wearing this get-up. What's with this 'Cherry 2000' fixation of yours anyway?!"
Cindy would often complain to friends: "Sure, he's very creative musically, but in bed, it's mostly just mechanical."
Indeed, it WAS an odd choice for a one-night stand. And was it any surprise that Patric found her love-making techniques to be... well... somewhat mechanical.
PS. This guy looks EXACTLY like Patric, my rhythm guitarist in Chris Plays Guitar.
"Oh. Yes. Baby. Just. A. Little. Harder. Now. Go. For. The. Whip. Do. It. Do. I- (blip) BEEEEEP! Please insert another .50 cents to continue this transaction." "Sh*t!"
"Fry, I'll never forget you [bleeeep] MEMORY DELETED."
The original storyboard for Star Trek: The Motion Picture had man and machine combining to form a completely new lifeform... with a much smaller budget.
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