Saturday, November 05, 2005

Welcome to Naked Lefty Saturday... This will NOT Become a Tradition

First up, Moby... from Knowledge B Power.

1. After what happened to Rosie, the Jetsons NEVER had Moby over again.

2. "As it turns out, you were the droid I was looking for."

3. A whole new meaning to the phrase "Doing the Robot."

4. He might have been doing the robot, but he was thinking about the vacuum cleaner."

5. "Oh. Yes. You. Are. Huge. You. Are. So. Good. Fill. Me. Up. Big. Boy. Oh. Yes. Right. There."

6. This just raises the question, why can't we let robots make techno music and smash Moby into a wall at 70 miles per hour?

7. "You're a cold, unemotional sex machine. But that's okay. I've dated lots of Wellesley Freshmen before."

8. "I. Am. Sorry. But. Asimov's. Second. Law. Of. Robotics. Forbids. Me. From. Spanking. You. And. Calling. You. A. Bad. Bad. Boy."

9. "God has a plan, Gaius. He has a plan for everything, and everyone."

10. Is. It. In. Yet?

Best of Rufus Leaking
Finding new uses for WD - 40

And without that added narration, Deckard has just run away with a huge vibrator.

Best of catbat
For a moment there i thought i had a great solvent pun... but no, I got nothin'

Best of Submariner
Happy that the "Crash Test Dummy" costume allowed her to get laid, Mo Dowd was outed by the size of those red pumps.

Nothin to see here folks. Just Matlin indulging a Carville fantasy. Please move along.

Fembot Mk1 - Mod 0 was found to be a touch too warm, burning the hair off Austin upon contact.

Best of Right Wing Animator
Ghost in the Shell, the lost episode in which a bald hacker thinks he's caught the major

18 comments:

Rufus Leaking said...

"Rachael was different. I didn't know how long we'd have together. . . who does?


And without that added narration, Deckard has just run away with a huge vibrator. . .

Rufus Leaking said...

Finding new uses for WD - 40

catbat said...

obviously, mechanizing the hotel cleaning staff didn't solve anything.

[for a moment there i thought i had a great solve/solvent pun... but no, i got nothin'.]

catbat said...

...and so that's where that creepy vocal sample came from.

Submariner said...

Happy that the "Crash Test Dummy" costume allowed her to get laid, Mo Dowd was outed by the size of those red pumps.

Submariner said...

Oh.Come.Now.Moby.Wouldn't.You.Rather.Play."Global.Termo.Nuclear.War?"

Submariner said...

Looking back fondly on his "Rave Days," Yul Brinner would later incorporate this into his fantasy westerns...

(By the way, V, LOVED that you posted the "Worst o'SOTG")

Submariner said...

Nothin to see here folks. Just Matlin indulging a Carville fantasy. Please move along.

Submariner said...

Fembot Mk1 - Mod 0 was found to be a touch too warm, burning the hair off Austin upon contact.

Submariner said...

No.Stop.Don't.Stop.Please.Who.Am.I.Kidding?Come.Go.It's.All.The.Same.To.Me.

Rufus Leaking said...

What?! Again!? I'm not a machine you know!

Right Wing Animator said...

Ghost in the Shell, the lost episode in which a bald hacker thinks he's caught the major

bubbalove said...

"Oh yes, Cherry. You really..Oh for pete's sake Melanie, this is the fourth time this month you've insisted on wearing this get-up. What's with this 'Cherry 2000' fixation of yours anyway?!"

ColoradoPatriot said...

Cindy would often complain to friends: "Sure, he's very creative musically, but in bed, it's mostly just mechanical."

sonicfrog said...

Indeed, it WAS an odd choice for a one-night stand. And was it any surprise that Patric found her love-making techniques to be... well... somewhat mechanical.

PS. This guy looks EXACTLY like Patric, my rhythm guitarist in Chris Plays Guitar.

Kevin Walker said...

"Oh. Yes. Baby. Just. A. Little. Harder. Now. Go. For. The. Whip. Do. It. Do. I- (blip) BEEEEEP! Please insert another .50 cents to continue this transaction." "Sh*t!"

catbat said...

"Fry, I'll never forget you [bleeeep] MEMORY DELETED."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The original storyboard for Star Trek: The Motion Picture had man and machine combining to form a completely new lifeform... with a much smaller budget.