Friday, November 11, 2005

Veteran's Day

1. With the leather hood in place, Sgt. Brett achieved his goal of having 'the kinkiest F-16 in the whole damn Air Force.'

2. "I'm so glad AutoZone was open late. Wait 'til those low-riding putas see this plane-bra."

3. If you squat-lift a fighter jet during a fit of rage, you might be on steroids.

4. "This is for your protection, baby... Gee, where have I heard that before?"

5. You see, son, when a man and an airplane love each other very, very much.

6. "Does it feel good when I touch you there. It does, doesn't it?"

7. "Check the background. Was it mean of me to rig those French guys' ejector seats to fire on the ground?"

8. "Cats pick the damnedest places to have their kittens."

From Air Force Times Tech. Sgt. Martin Jackson / U.S. Air Force

14 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

The size of those boom-boxes is getting out of hand.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Never stick anything smaller than your elbow in your ear."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I don't get it... I left my pink tennis shoes right here!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, that's just great... I'm stuck... At least I won't starve with this cauliflower in my pocket."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ok F-16, can you turn your nose and cough for me?"

LinkedInUSAF said...

I think I can hear the ocean!

LinkedInUSAF said...

Dang, Artificial Insemination of an F-16 really sucks! Is there a better way to increase mission force?!

LinkedInUSAF said...

How come no one else has to clean-jerk their F-16 out here! Sheesh, sucks being the newbie!!!

LinkedInUSAF said...

Daaang, condoms for F-16s. WHAT NEXT!!! The patch?

LinkedInUSAF said...

I CANNOT BELIEVE that AutoZone one! MAN, that still makes me laugh!!!

Divine Miss M said...

This is what happens when you let the platoon sergeant know you have nothing to do.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies into jet engines.

Chip said...

The only way to prevent an F-16 from having a litter of Piper Cubs.

Submariner said...

Back in Oklahoma, we put the glove on our hand before checking ol' Bessie...