Sunday, November 20, 2005

Two Middle-Aged Ladies and Some Children's Clothing

1. The King of Pop maintains an impressive, and well-organized 'Trophy Room,' overseen by these two ladies.

2. "Oh, Martha, can you feel the melancholy chill of the winter air? Come, the light fades."

3. "And there were bloodstains here, and here, but Tide with bleach got them right out and the social worker was never the wiser."

4. "And then the little sh*t pointed and said, 'There! She touched me right there!' And that's why I'm not teaching gym any more."

5. "A kick to the beads will work with the boys, but for the little girls, a good hard poke to the kidneys will usually keep 'em down for a while."

6. "Well, my break's in ten minutes. What say we sneak out the back and smoke a bowl?"

Yeah, it's Sunday, when I turn off the politics and get into that Wholesome Hometown stuff.

15 comments:

Whoopsie-Daisey said...

Hill lost control on Monica's blue dress, but managed to hush the baby-blue onesie...

Submariner said...

Fat B*st*rd's less well known sisters, Fat B!tch and L'il Porker, show off the wrappings from previous family feasts of the other, other white meat.

Submariner said...

Mama Cass muses on what could have been...

Submariner said...

And that spot there was the first time we shared blueberries...
And that spot there was the first time we shared spaghetti-o's...
Ant that spot there was when I had her peach cobbler, er, I mean when we shared...

Submariner said...

Hard to believe you ever fit in this, sis.

Submariner said...

You see that stain right there? You say you want the truth, but you can't HANDLE the truth!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Half this stuff I picked up at the Ramsey's garage sale!"

(too soon?)

(OMG, V... "Trophy Room"... HA HA HA HA!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Carol still reliving the days, so long ago, when someone found her attractive...
"And then the bad man touched me right there and wanted to ride me on his tractor!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"THAT'S what you wanted me to see?!?... Now try to understand this, hon... Seeing the Virgin Mary in an old Gerber's stain does NOT qualify as an 'emergency'!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mr. Rumsfeld was not entirely happy when nana opened up his jammies closet to the world.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"The manual says food goes in the top part and comes out approximately... here."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I was gonna throw some of it out, but then I decided that since I'm going on a diet for my New Year's resolution..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"He's over there!... Tom Cruise, we need you to come out of the closet!"

(man, South Park rules! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Demi tries to work out Ashton's Wednesday wardrobe.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We squirt some blood here, toss it into Pelosi's trunk, phone in an 'anonymous tip', and voila!... No more sour-puss Nancy!"