1. The King of Pop maintains an impressive, and well-organized 'Trophy Room,' overseen by these two ladies.2. "Oh, Martha, can you feel the melancholy chill of the winter air? Come, the light fades."
3. "And there were bloodstains here, and here, but Tide with bleach got them right out and the social worker was never the wiser."
4. "And then the little sh*t pointed and said, 'There! She touched me right there!' And that's why I'm not teaching gym any more."
5. "A kick to the beads will work with the boys, but for the little girls, a good hard poke to the kidneys will usually keep 'em down for a while."
6. "Well, my break's in ten minutes. What say we sneak out the back and smoke a bowl?"
Yeah, it's Sunday, when I turn off the politics and get into that Wholesome Hometown stuff.
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Hill lost control on Monica's blue dress, but managed to hush the baby-blue onesie...
Fat B*st*rd's less well known sisters, Fat B!tch and L'il Porker, show off the wrappings from previous family feasts of the other, other white meat.
Mama Cass muses on what could have been...
And that spot there was the first time we shared blueberries...
And that spot there was the first time we shared spaghetti-o's...
Ant that spot there was when I had her peach cobbler, er, I mean when we shared...
Hard to believe you ever fit in this, sis.
You see that stain right there? You say you want the truth, but you can't HANDLE the truth!
"Half this stuff I picked up at the Ramsey's garage sale!"
(too soon?)
(OMG, V... "Trophy Room"... HA HA HA HA!)
Carol still reliving the days, so long ago, when someone found her attractive...
"And then the bad man touched me right there and wanted to ride me on his tractor!"
"THAT'S what you wanted me to see?!?... Now try to understand this, hon... Seeing the Virgin Mary in an old Gerber's stain does NOT qualify as an 'emergency'!"
Mr. Rumsfeld was not entirely happy when nana opened up his jammies closet to the world.
"The manual says food goes in the top part and comes out approximately... here."
"I was gonna throw some of it out, but then I decided that since I'm going on a diet for my New Year's resolution..."
"He's over there!... Tom Cruise, we need you to come out of the closet!"
(man, South Park rules! ;)
Demi tries to work out Ashton's Wednesday wardrobe.
"We squirt some blood here, toss it into Pelosi's trunk, phone in an 'anonymous tip', and voila!... No more sour-puss Nancy!"
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