Thursday, November 10, 2005
Topic: Things in France That Are Hot For Reasons Other Than Muslims Set Them On Fire
So, we have to look at old hags like Katie Couric and the French get to look at this? (Thanks --- Ace of Spades HQ)
1. Je ne suis pas une prostituée puant de pirate
2. Magritte's "Ce n'est pas une hottie."
3. "Some would say 'breasts not bombs.' I say, 'why not both?'"
4. You know, captioning goes a lot faster when you have both hands on the keyboard.
5. "Courage ... And Breasts!"
6. The only downside about watching French News... you have to put in a credit card number to continue.
7. "Today, in an effort to solve the problem of Muslim unemployment, the French government announced a plan to build to build thousands of 7-11's throughout Greater Paris."
8. "... in other news, will these tiny spaghetti straps hold, or will my firm supple breasts exceed their tensile strength? I suggest you stay tuned."
9. Be honest. If Mary Mapes looked this good, you wouldn't care that she was a lying b*tch and crazy as a sh*thouse rat.
10. The only newscast in the world that opens with 'wakka-chikka wakka-chikka' music.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"If she was on 'FOX' news, she'd be known as 'Le Renard'!"
"Come to Butthead."
Andrew Sullivan: "Oooh, look, a story about a fire!"
Best of CJ
"Ze cowboys in ze tight jeans. Why do zey not look at me? Why do zey just lean on ze truck and eat zair pudding?"
Best of Citizen Grim
Those Breasts are the epitome of "Fair & Balanced"...
Best of occasional reader
According to the news crawl, my interest in doing anything other than staring at the newsreader's cleavage is down 84 percent.
Mr. Know-it-all Cybrludite upgrades Caption #1
"Je ne suis ni paunt, ni un pirate!"