I just discovered the GOP website has a photo gallery1. "Come on, audience, who'd like to see some Kirk-Uhura screen kiss action up here? Are you with me?"
2. "She said something that I couldn't believe So I grabbed the
stupid b*tch by her nappy-ass weave..."
3. Makayla had no idea that Bush's 'White Magic Mojo' would have her unconsciously fingering herself through the whole interview.
4. George W. Bush sits in for Jerry Springer. The topic, "My Trans-Sexual Lover Won't Give My 'Growth' a 'Job.'"
5. "Jeez, Condi, I think you need to lay off the Ring Dings."
6. "I believe that inter-racial dialogue strengthens America through the meaningful exchange of values found within our respective cultures. In that spirit, I invite all my African-American sisters to pull my fingers."
7. As Bush extended a "shout-out to my homies in Craw-town," Makayla maintained the pasted-on smile she used whenever white folks were just trying too damn hard.
8. The director signals Bush and Marilyn McCoo to stall for time while Cheney finishes debauching the Solid Gold Dancers.
9. "Up next on QVC, the Robert Byrd 'White Christmas' figurine collection. Uh... Makayla, this might be a good time for you to take a break."
10. "Wow, Tootie, it looks like you've bulked up to Blair and Natalie proportions."
So then I said to the Seals Commander, "...shaped charges right there ought to take out the levy. But don't tell Al I said that, ok?"
I'm here to tell you George Bush DOES CARE about, uhhhh, which group'r we talkin' to?
Next on Montel: Reformed smelly pirate hookers and what it took to change 'em.
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At the conclusion of their rap duet, the President pulled a Justin Timberlake, tearing open her blouse with a practiced swoop of the hand, spilling two large growths into view.