Sunday, November 20, 2005

She's My Tractor Girl/Plowing Through the Beans So Fancy Free

1. "Now line the plow up with the moonbat protesters and gun it!"

2. "Daddy, you are the undisputed Master of the Bad Touch."

3. "Just park it here, I'll hose mommy's remains out of the mower blades."

4. "Aw, don't worry about it. Barfy's in a better place now."

5. "Fat ginger kid in a pumpkin shirt at 5 o'clock. Give me RAMMING SPEED!"

6. "Oooh, dad, I'm so-o-o-o-o-o impressed with the way you rigged the gearshift with duct tape. O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h, lookout McGyver, here comes my dad, yes, sir!"

7. "Hey, dad, if you're raising me to be a big, butch tractor dyke, maybe we should ditch the pink snowsuit and buy me some plaid flannel shirts."

Best of Kevin Walker

"Blind man! 25 points!" "F*ck that! Crippled man with the nurse! 100 points!"

Best of Whoopsie-Daisey

Dana Plato's childhood would forever be blamed for her unfortunate fascination with chains, vibrating machines and crawling up into the lap of various "big" men

Best of Son Of The Godfather
A Haliburton contractor shows pink-elf how to raze the Smurfville debris in order to put up a Starbuck's.

'Ow to Speak Pedophile: "tractor pull"

Best of Van Helsing
"Now I'll show you why we named the snowman Rachel Corrie."

Best of Submariner
"That thing got a hemi?"

Daddy? Why do we always ask the hitchikers first if they "have a familiy?"

Here again.

23 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

"Blind man! 25 points!" "F*ck that! Crippled man with the nurse! 100 points!"

Whoopsie-Daisey said...

Dana Plato's childhood would forever be blamed for her unfortunate fascination with chains, vibrating machines and crawling up into the lap of various "big" men

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner's Plan To Post "Smelly Pirate Hooker" Captions First Is Thwarted:
"Now if we ram the garage door hard enough, honey, we can free SOTG so he can do more of those immature caption postings!... By the way, you're mom's a smelly pirate hooker.""

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is this a (very) old pic of that Code Pink b*tch with one of her two dads?

Submariner said...

Daddy? Grandma's not gonna be happy that you bulldozed her hemp garden...

(morning SOTG - and yes, you beat me to the first easy SPH cap)

Submariner said...

Daddy? Why do we always ask the hitchikers first if they "have a familiy?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pedophile version of a "tractor pull".

(Stop it, I've been outta practice for a few days! ;)

(Mornin' Sub!)

Submariner said...

Oh, Brad; WHERE did I go wrong? A pink snow suit and a cheesy 5.0 HP Briggs and Stratten engine? Let's go put a 427 hemi in this baby.

Submariner said...

OK, now back up.
Uhhhhh, no sweety, I meant the tractor.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A Haliburton contractor shows pink-elf how to raze the Smurfville debris in order to put up a Starbuck's.

Submariner said...

Margaret! Tiffany is absolutely incapable of learning to make a right turn. You've done an excellent job and I believe our little girl is destined to be a "Code Pinker."

Submariner said...

Home-movies showed the early training of Saint Pancake.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A "review tractor" bulldozing the self-righteous "Good night, and Good Luck" movie.

(Damn, Sub... Scooped on the St.Pancake line... Nice! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like Ray Romano has been packin' on a few pounds after his series ended.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Little Erica Cartman gets ready to plow through a field of hippies.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That wicked hat is likely hiding a large tuft of bright red hair... I smell Troll-doll spy!

Submariner said...

Since his arrival at prison, Scott Peterson's deams usually drifted towards disposing of bodies - usually jurors and prosecutors...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, John Daly wants American troops to turn their guns on their superiors?!?... Let's see how he feels about turning the ol' John Deere on his game room."

Van Helsing said...

"Now I'll show you why we named the snowman Rachel Corrie."

Submariner said...

VH, I tip my hat to the better St Pancake cap! Well done.

Submariner said...

"I don't think it's fair that guys get all the brands, daddy. When I grow up, girls will have a tractor of their own and I'll be President!"

"That's a great dream, Geena. Now please shut up and drive..."

Submariner said...

"Warp factor 6, Mr. Crusher."

"Dad, you're SUCH a dweeb!"

Submariner said...

ORA

Look babycakes, that's just how we do it here in Del Rio, Texas, the "golden buckle" on the Bible belt.