Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Put Me In, Coach
1. "Uh, coach, is there anything you'd like to tell us about your and Tyrone's trip to Massachusetts this past weekend?"
2. "I don't understand, coach. Why are you so happy about being 'black-maled.'"
3. "Coach, explain again how daily full body cavity searches prevent steroid abuse."
4. "Dammit, Tyrone, you throw like a girl." "Well, at least I don't kiss like one, coach."
5. "Hey, did you know that the new quarterback is a ni... oh, crap."
6. Insert obvious longhorn comment.
Best of Submariner
Y'all stand back while I whip this out!
Damn, Jefferson! Hide quick - Cindy Sheehan is on her way over and looks like she has heer eyes on you.
Coach Dean: "And we're gonna drive to the 40. Then we're gonna pass to the 50! Then we're gonna run to the 20!! And then we're gonna run all the way to the BCS!!! YEEE-ARRRGH!!!!!"
Best of Whoopsey-Daisey
So tell me Jones, you ever had a reach-around from a cloven-hooved animal?
Best of WALSTIB
Coach Beavis: "Once you go black, you never go back".