1. "Come on, just a little closer and we'll have meat tonight!" 2. Hell pretty much sucks, but at least Cerberus's puppies are cute.
3. "Yeah, they are cute and all, but shouldn't we be getting to the stoning? After all, he did say 'Jehovah.'"
4. "No, no, look behind the puppies. Isn't that the Mars rover?"
5. ORA -- "Hey, look, apparently the Crystalline Entity spared these puppies!"
6. "Hey, look it's Zarqawi! We can finally nail his sorry... awwww, cute puppies."
7. "All right, let's round 'em up and get 'em back into that holding pen behind the Korean Unit's kitchen tent."
8. "Hurry up and lasso one. Cheney's getting pretty hungry."
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Okay Bob, we're going to try for a field goal... hand me another puppy.
Well, we're going to need 97 more of these little guys for Senator Clinton's new suit, but at least we can get started.
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"These are not the Dingo's we're looking for..."
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Be very careful, Dave; rumor has it these pups took out the Vorpal Bunny...
C'mon boys. Pick up the scent. We're in need of the services of a smelly pirate hooker!
Atriedes footsoldiers found they had fewer casualties when sending dogs ahead of them in the sand flats...
From a series in Stars and Stripes of photos taken by our brave, amazing soldiers in Iraq.
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According to the nametag on his collar, his name is Achmed. Wait, that's no collar! Its a suicide...!
Illegal use of chemical weapons created a 4 headed 8 legged dog - and MORE dark meat for the coalition!
Sweet! That helicopter chick's going to be all over me once she sees me with these little fellas.
Okay Bob, we're going to try for a field goal... hand me another puppy.
Well, we're going to need 97 more of these little guys for Senator Clinton's new suit, but at least we can get started.
"These are not the Dingo's we're looking for..."
I dunno Dave. Training 'em to sniff out feces in order to find al' Zarqawi?
Be very careful, Dave; rumor has it these pups took out the Vorpal Bunny...
No water or food seen in the last 20 miles... I'm thinking something just doesn't feel right here. Go knock on that hidden door we saw on the dune and see if maybe their puppies are loose.
C'mon boys. Pick up the scent. We're in need of the services of a smelly pirate hooker!
Kirk and Spock were soon to learn the value of taking a "never before or since seen crewman" on which the planets' natives could vent their wrath...
"Here kitty-kitty"
"Hey man - you been out in the sun too long"
WALSTIB
If tent collapses and kills 6 or more goats, you might be al'Qaida, desert-reddened, neck... thank you. I'll be here until bombing stops.
Atriedes footsoldiers found they had fewer casualties when sending dogs ahead of them in the sand flats...
Ironically, Arnold's mechanical hand from the first movie became the training device for sniffing out the Terminator Mk0, Mod0.
Just for Number One, there is a special room for you in Dante's Hell.
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