Monday, November 28, 2005

Posts Involving Scantily Clad Women Will Continue As Long As the Spikes in Unique Visits Do

1. Most fans cite the revelation that the Korean chick was actually a fembot lingerie model as the precise moment Lost jumped the shark.

2. "No, Mishiko, that's not Nancy Pelosi... for one thing, it's far too lifelike."

3. Um... 'Me love you long time?'

4. Fur-lined heated bras... the perfect gift for the Minneapolis-based Lesbian on your Christmas list.

5. I don't know about you, but I sure as heck am thinking 'stocking stuffer' and NOT in a decent way.

6. "Very good, Mishiko. Now, where else did Mrs. Clinton touch you?"

7. "Why were we kidnapped? Why are we trapped in Boyfinger's Laboratory? What could possibly be his evil plans for us?"

8. Admit it, this beats the Hell out of watching Giant Pandas at the National Zoo.

9. That's What I want for Christmas. A nice, fuzzy "Tickle Me Kiko."

10. On the scale of world importance, Japanese lingerie models in fuzzy bras are, in fact, more important than the collapse of the Canadian government.

Best of Sonic Frog
With the help of her lovely assistant Kiko, Theresa Heinz-Kerry demonstrates just how successful her latest round of plastic surgery has been.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Why do I have a strange craving for warm milk all of a sudden?

Photographer #1: "What a grueling assignment! I just got back from Crawford where it was just me, this other guy, and Cindy for the entire day... What was your assignment?" Photographer #2: "Uhm... Nothing..."

Best of Submariner
There is absolutely no truth to the rumor - I did not have sex in the White House with that chunk of wood! (And not with the mannekin, either.) W.J. Clinton

"Dammit, Shelley Long, I told you not to look back at Sodom and Gamorrah!"

Best of Van Helsing
It looks like Senator Clinton's ex-mistress left her for someone with a warmer personality.


From MSNBC on a tip from LGF's Adie

37 comments:

sonicfrog said...

The sex-bot strikes again. So maybe THIS GUY was telling the truth after all when he told the police that "Hey, she seduced me! She really wanted it!".

Anonymous said...

V. the K. - regarding your title for this one, why would you want increased visits from eunuchs?

sonicfrog said...

With the help of her lovely assistant Kiko, Mary Tyler-Moore demonstrates just how successful her latest round of plastic surgery has been.

SOTG said...

Wow, all this fanfare for a insult-comic dog?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Both of these ladies give me wood, but in different ways...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Quagmire: "I'm all about having a good ol' time with the looker, Giggidy Giggidy!... And throw in the shorter one, too. Oh yeah!"

("Tickle Me Kiko"... HA HA HA!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

French newscasters, Austrian videogamer babes, Asian underwear models...

Welcome to blog sweeps month! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I Kiko... I bring friend for Moby."

Submariner said...

Just put a set of red pumps on her and "watch out Maureen!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Want to... cross reference... heated bra... with... burning "nips"... Can't... Could be.. too racist...

Submariner said...

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor - I did not have sex in the White House with that chunk of wood! (And not with the mannekin, either.)

W.J. Clinton

Submariner said...

What do Yokohama lingerie models, the Tokyo Ballet and a cold day at Black's Beach have in common?

All feature a little Nip in the air.

(forgive me, it had to be said...)

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG thought-bubble:
"Probably the closest I'll ever get to my three-way... Let's go for it!"

Submariner said...

Sexy asian in lingerie in front of a Triumph logo! That has GOTTA be some kind of illegally subliminal messaging...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dammit, Shelley Long, I told you not to look back at Sodom and Gamorrah!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'll take the one on the right for nighttime action, and the one on the left for the after-nookie gab-fest.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Miss, I had to rush here without breakfast and I have this untoasted bagel... Would you mind?"

occasional reader said...

Oddly enough, between the two of them it's the mannequin who looks more typically Japanese. At least if you believe in anime.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just like mom used to say...
"It's all fun and games until someone burns an areola."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Tokyo gets ready for the Splinter Olympics.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Say what you want about the idea, at least there were more people there than at Cindy's book signing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

VIVA SPIKES IN UNIQUE VISITS!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Photographer #1: "What a grueling assignment! I just got back from Crawford where it was just me, this other guy, and Cindy for the entire day... What was your assignment?"

Photographer #2: "Uhm... Nothing..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

California votes to approve same-sex-different-compounds marriage.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Something to heat boobies?... We already have that here... It's called "tequila".

Son Of The Godfather said...

A hottie and a dummy... That reminds me... Jessica Simpson is single again!

Submariner said...

Next on Montel:

Unusual fashion creations - the Eskimo mukluk bikini.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why do I have a strange craving for warm milk all of a sudden?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Kiko, you don't look 100% Asian... Do you have a little Italian in you?"

"No."

"Want one?"

(Joke's worked for 50+ years... Who am I to abandon it? ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

As a model, Kiko was comfortable walking the runway in underwear. Carol, on the other hand, was petrified.

(get it? heh. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

V the K was soon slapped with multiple lawsuits by horny guys who had over-strained their eyes in the quest for camel-toe.

Submariner said...

Kiko was of no interest to George Takei. Her stiff friend was another matter...

Submariner said...

So the old cliche "cold as a Hillary's t!t in a brass bra" got me thinking and voila! Mink!

Van Helsing said...

It looks like Senator Clinton's ex-mistress left her for someone with a warmer personality.

Anonymous said...

Are we sure the real chick is female? That's quite a package......It's a man, baby!

sonicfrog said...

I love you babe, but sometimes you can be... so... ridged.

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