1. Most fans cite the revelation that the Korean chick was actually a fembot lingerie model as the precise moment Lost jumped the shark. 2. "No, Mishiko, that's not Nancy Pelosi... for one thing, it's far too lifelike."
3. Um... 'Me love you long time?'
4. Fur-lined heated bras... the perfect gift for the Minneapolis-based Lesbian on your Christmas list.
5. I don't know about you, but I sure as heck am thinking 'stocking stuffer' and NOT in a decent way.
6. "Very good, Mishiko. Now, where else did Mrs. Clinton touch you?"
7. "Why were we kidnapped? Why are we trapped in Boyfinger's Laboratory? What could possibly be his evil plans for us?"
8. Admit it, this beats the Hell out of watching Giant Pandas at the National Zoo.
9. That's What I want for Christmas. A nice, fuzzy "Tickle Me Kiko."
10. On the scale of world importance, Japanese lingerie models in fuzzy bras are, in fact, more important than the collapse of the Canadian government.
Best of Sonic Frog
With the help of her lovely assistant Kiko, Theresa Heinz-Kerry demonstrates just how successful her latest round of plastic surgery has been.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Why do I have a strange craving for warm milk all of a sudden?
Photographer #1: "What a grueling assignment! I just got back from Crawford where it was just me, this other guy, and Cindy for the entire day... What was your assignment?" Photographer #2: "Uhm... Nothing..."
Best of Submariner
There is absolutely no truth to the rumor - I did not have sex in the White House with that chunk of wood! (And not with the mannekin, either.) W.J. Clinton
"Dammit, Shelley Long, I told you not to look back at Sodom and Gamorrah!"
Best of Van Helsing
It looks like Senator Clinton's ex-mistress left her for someone with a warmer personality.
From MSNBC on a tip from LGF's Adie
37 comments:
The sex-bot strikes again. So maybe THIS GUY was telling the truth after all when he told the police that "Hey, she seduced me! She really wanted it!".
V. the K. - regarding your title for this one, why would you want increased visits from eunuchs?
With the help of her lovely assistant Kiko, Mary Tyler-Moore demonstrates just how successful her latest round of plastic surgery has been.
Wow, all this fanfare for a insult-comic dog?
Both of these ladies give me wood, but in different ways...
Quagmire: "I'm all about having a good ol' time with the looker, Giggidy Giggidy!... And throw in the shorter one, too. Oh yeah!"
("Tickle Me Kiko"... HA HA HA!)
French newscasters, Austrian videogamer babes, Asian underwear models...
Welcome to blog sweeps month! ;)
"I Kiko... I bring friend for Moby."
Just put a set of red pumps on her and "watch out Maureen!"
Want to... cross reference... heated bra... with... burning "nips"... Can't... Could be.. too racist...
There is absolutely no truth to the rumor - I did not have sex in the White House with that chunk of wood! (And not with the mannekin, either.)
W.J. Clinton
What do Yokohama lingerie models, the Tokyo Ballet and a cold day at Black's Beach have in common?
All feature a little Nip in the air.
(forgive me, it had to be said...)
SOTG thought-bubble:
"Probably the closest I'll ever get to my three-way... Let's go for it!"
Sexy asian in lingerie in front of a Triumph logo! That has GOTTA be some kind of illegally subliminal messaging...
"Dammit, Shelley Long, I told you not to look back at Sodom and Gamorrah!"
I'll take the one on the right for nighttime action, and the one on the left for the after-nookie gab-fest.
"Miss, I had to rush here without breakfast and I have this untoasted bagel... Would you mind?"
Oddly enough, between the two of them it's the mannequin who looks more typically Japanese. At least if you believe in anime.
Just like mom used to say...
"It's all fun and games until someone burns an areola."
Tokyo gets ready for the Splinter Olympics.
Say what you want about the idea, at least there were more people there than at Cindy's book signing.
VIVA SPIKES IN UNIQUE VISITS!
Photographer #1: "What a grueling assignment! I just got back from Crawford where it was just me, this other guy, and Cindy for the entire day... What was your assignment?"
Photographer #2: "Uhm... Nothing..."
California votes to approve same-sex-different-compounds marriage.
Something to heat boobies?... We already have that here... It's called "tequila".
A hottie and a dummy... That reminds me... Jessica Simpson is single again!
Next on Montel:
Unusual fashion creations - the Eskimo mukluk bikini.
Why do I have a strange craving for warm milk all of a sudden?
"Kiko, you don't look 100% Asian... Do you have a little Italian in you?"
"No."
"Want one?"
(Joke's worked for 50+ years... Who am I to abandon it? ;)
As a model, Kiko was comfortable walking the runway in underwear. Carol, on the other hand, was petrified.
(get it? heh. :)
V the K was soon slapped with multiple lawsuits by horny guys who had over-strained their eyes in the quest for camel-toe.
Kiko was of no interest to George Takei. Her stiff friend was another matter...
So the old cliche "cold as a Hillary's t!t in a brass bra" got me thinking and voila! Mink!
It looks like Senator Clinton's ex-mistress left her for someone with a warmer personality.
Are we sure the real chick is female? That's quite a package......It's a man, baby!
I love you babe, but sometimes you can be... so... ridged.
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