1. "No, better stay outside. She's still mad about you whacking off to that French newscaster."
3. Damn. I already used the 'Roid Rage caption on the Air Force pic.
4. "Now let me show you a nice little fixer-upper that also happens to be the only house in the entire Bay Area for under $400,000."
5. "It's just an Indian burial ground, you said. No such thing as Poltergeists, you said..."
6. "The sad part is, I still don't know where the little bastards hid my Jack Daniels."
7. "O.K., you little pigs can come out now. I just took down the wolf with my Walther semi-auto."
8. "Now... what did we just learn about lighting farts around propane tanks?"
Navy Times Joseph C. Garza, HO / U.S. Navy