1. "Toriyama? Where I have I heard that name before. Oh, yeah! I think my dad naplmed your village in World War II."
2. "Wow, Gene and Ace, Laura will never believe I finally got to meet KISS!"
3. "Ah, the Michelle Malkin cloning facility is up and running at last. Exxx-cellent."
4. "Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers... Madeleine Albright naked on a cold day! Madeleine Albright naked on a cold day!"
5. "You say Clinton always insisted on a full-naked body massage whenever he came to Asia?... Oh, I'm sorry, whenever she came to Asia."
6. "Really? So, your momma was a Saigon hooker who scratched up John Kerry's back during a night of hot sex. And he got a Purple Heart for it!"
7. "Cheney, would you stop doing that 'Giggidy, Giggidy' thing! What does that mean anyway, 'Giggidy, Giggidy'?"
8. "Wow, you guys do all look alike. Good thing you're all named Kim."
9. "Well, what if I don't want to go 'round the world?' What if I just want 'sucky sucky' how much then?"
10. "Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex."
Pic from Roto-Reuters on a tip from Renna.