Friday, November 18, 2005

Me Love You Long Time

1. "Toriyama? Where I have I heard that name before. Oh, yeah! I think my dad naplmed your village in World War II."

2. "Wow, Gene and Ace, Laura will never believe I finally got to meet KISS!"

3. "Ah, the Michelle Malkin cloning facility is up and running at last. Exxx-cellent."

4. "Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers... Madeleine Albright naked on a cold day! Madeleine Albright naked on a cold day!"

5. "You say Clinton always insisted on a full-naked body massage whenever he came to Asia?... Oh, I'm sorry, whenever she came to Asia."

6. "Really? So, your momma was a Saigon hooker who scratched up John Kerry's back during a night of hot sex. And he got a Purple Heart for it!"

7. "Cheney, would you stop doing that 'Giggidy, Giggidy' thing! What does that mean anyway, 'Giggidy, Giggidy'?"

8. "Wow, you guys do all look alike. Good thing you're all named Kim."

9. "Well, what if I don't want to go 'round the world?' What if I just want 'sucky sucky' how much then?"

10. "Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex."

Pic from Roto-Reuters on a tip from Renna.

14 comments:

Submariner said...

Now ladies and gents - it gives me GREAT pleasure to introduce the new sensation in Saipan:

The Suplemes!

Submariner said...

Next on MST3K;
George Bush vs. Godzilla!

Submariner said...

No, no thank you. No pretzels for me! But if you got a little Sake???

Chip said...

President Bush wisely decided against revisiting the nuclear bunker buster during his speech to the Daughters of Okinawa.

Submariner said...

Oh Sama-san, we present you this gift. Please to not start cells in Nippon?

AM42 said...

#10 continued...

W: "I guess I could stay a bit longer."

Jonathan said...

"Giggidy-giggidy! Austin Powers didn't get to check 'threesome with Japanese twins' off of his checklist, but I'm about it to check it off of my checklist! Giggidy-giggidy!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Yeah, I said "Throw in one white-silk kajira and I'll break her in for ya..."

Submariner said...

Them? Laura's redecorating in an international motif, so I'm taking 'em home for the new Nagasaki Room to balance out the new Montezuma Garden...

Whoopsey-Daisey said...

Hmmmmmmm. I forgot my tinfoil hat and Rove is thinking about eating Chinese...

Submariner said...

W. really wowed the Tokyo crowd when he broke out the black bamboo-leave pom-poms for the tea ceremony.

Submariner said...

Although the black feather boa when dead on, onlookers agreed that George's RuPaul impression lost something due to the Texas twang.

Van Helsing said...

Not content to pick his "backup brides" from a catalog, W traveled to Asia to select them in person.

bubbalove said...

When unexpectedly presented with the historical diorama from the Nanking delegation, President Bush quickly thinks of a way to not say in his minutes-away speech that he's headed to Japan....