1. "Oh, look everyone! Lucas is Jewish!" 2. Even though he had no interest in sports, Lucas's brother Brucie was also known as a wide receiver and frequently assumed the same position.
3. Lucas was not known for post-touchdown showboating, but did appreciate a good, stern spanking.
4. "I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!"
5. "... M... C.. A...! It's fun to stay at the..."
6. "Oh, yeah, I am totally pulling his finger!"
7. What you're thinking. "Make a wish!" What Andrew Sullivan is thinking. "This is my wish."
8. "Hey, looks like we beat the spread. Speaking of beatings and spreads, what are you doing later, Homes?"
9. "OK, Lucas, on the next play, you confuse the receiver by breakdancing. OK On three!"
10. Moments later, the unmistabkle outline of a gerbil appeared in Lucas's spandex.
Divine Miss M thought I could do an all Andrew Sullivan set on this picture, but... n-a-a-a-a-a-h.
21 comments:
"Um, NO, Lucas, 27 plus 34 does NOT 'equal 69'. Now get your head back in the game."
Why Barney Franks loves him some football.
"I'll take... Dreams Andrew Sullivan Has Had" for $100, Alex
LOL There is nothing I can say to compare to that one.
"Yes, Lucas, it did leave a stain. No beans before the game next time, dude."
After Tyrone (in blue) saw #34's ass, he began to flash back to the nights with coach Bevis.
Da-amn: He's a she!
No, Barney. "rack 'em" is only proper when we play billiards.
ORA
If you'll block like a white boy, I'll run like a ni**er.
Ballcarrier - Aaaaarrrgghhh! Take Streisand off the Jumbo-tron, please!!!
No Barney. We're playing the Cowboys, not the Rams...
And speaking of cowboys, have you noticed that everyone in Wichita looks like a lineman?
Stop it, Roy! We only do pelvic thrusts in before game warm-ups.
Rejected children's book illustration:
Where's Waldo's wee-wee?
Arizona was a little strapped for cash...so they had to improvise a little for their goal post.
Man! Extreme hokey pokey sucks!
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Keep up the good work.
What's your book about?
OK, class - nap time: Everyone find a place and lay down.
Lucas demonstates his unconventional, yet remarkably accurate, method of farting the ball for a field goal.
(prough91- Welcome. Since this is your first time here, you have to submit a photo of yourself for captioning. Really : )
ORA:
"Randal, this is no time to demonstrate to us how your cousin Walter died."
ORA:
Uh guys? Usually it's customary after dedicating a game to someone to win it...
The new Calder - "Second Guessing What Might Have Been" - was not immediately well received, except by Andrew and Barney who regularly visited for 20 minutes or so shortly after nightfall...
Pffft...
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