Monday, November 21, 2005

Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?

1. "My key advantage as a professional video-gamer? Well, most of the competition has never been in the room with an actual woman before."

2. "What's next for me? Well, I am mulling an offer to work as an intern at the Clinton Presidential Library for $400,000 a year."

3. "I want to send a message to those gamers who call me '7 of 9' and snicker about my 'Borg implants.' The message is: Grow the Hell up, assh*les."

4. "Yes. I. Am. Happy. To. Be. Living. In. Stepford. With. Tom. Cruise."

5. "Yeah, so far only about 7,000 nerds have shown me what it looks like when they type '8-0-0-8-5' into their pocket calculators. Next one who tries it is flying home with his testicles in a carry-in bag."

6. "Uh, attention! Attention! We're looking for the chick with big boobs! ... Yeah - and boobs. I just wanna say that again... Boobs."

7. "Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs". Now you do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.

8. ORA -- I expect Mother and Speed will be along any minute now.

9. Unfortunately, this was the picture CNN accidentally flashed on the screen while reading a story about "The Biggest Bust in DEA History."

10. "Even though the odds are stacked against me, I still expect to rack up a lot of points. I'd hate it if the tournament turned out to be a big bust.

Ace always had the Nicest Melons.

33 comments:

Submariner said...

V. the K.

RE #8 - I'd take a B-12 shot from her...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Giggidy Giggi... Ooops, I finished early.

(mornin V and Sub!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought Steve Austin only had the bionic implants.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I love FPH's!*
(First Person Hooters) heh.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I gotta get to Singapair!... Errr... pore... Singapore.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What stands out the most in this picture?...
That's right, the large, blue letters.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ain't it a little conspicuous for the photographer to stoop to get the "booby shot"... Or maybe he's a midget?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Early morning ORA:
"Perhaps you can help me wiss my rucksack, ya?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

8 comments, 10 minutes.
Fact: Boobies inspire.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Crap! My 'Hey Babe, I got 50,000 points on Space Invaders' pickup line had absolutely NO effect!"

(Was #8 V-Caption the one with Rack-well Welch? ;)

Submariner said...

Failed Oldmobile ads:

She AIN'T your daddy's smelly pirate hooker...

(back atcha SOTG)

Submariner said...

Obvious ORA

"Nice knockers!"

"Sank you."

Submariner said...

Cameron Swasey muttered, "I wonder if she'd take a licking?"

Submariner said...

Yeah, and then he asked how much for an enema with vanilla pudding! I tell ya, we're lucky Kerry was defeated...

Son Of The Godfather said...

If she likes pizza and sci-fi, I'm on Expedia dot com in a heartbeat...
(Actually, with those ta-ta's, she could like dog poop and chick flicks)

(Nice one, Sub! "Roll, roll, roll in zee hay!")

Submariner said...

June is busting out all o-o-ver!

Submariner said...

V,

Maybe you should have a "Best o'the ORAs" category? You've had some great ones!

Submariner said...

Y'know? Howard Hughes would be sooooo proud: every fiber is definitely doing what it was designed for!

Submariner said...

Yet another ORA

"Dora Lee? Could you pick up those pencils for me?"

Submariner said...

How to speak Awstralyan:
"Grand canyon"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I choose as my opening line:
"Hi, didn't we meet at the Windows XP launch?... I'm Ted... Ted Gates... Bill's son?"

Submariner said...

So I sort of tipped my head like this, Hillary gasped, and squeked out "you're hired..."

Submariner said...

PIMF

squeaked

Son Of The Godfather said...

My floppy drive just got upgraded to a hard drive.

Son Of The Godfather said...

To V's female readers:
Yes, they do hypnotize us.
Yes, you do control the world.

Submariner said...

Home nurse for Shirley McClain is actually a cake job; all I have to do is distract the media and pretend to believe she's really a man from the past...

Son Of The Godfather said...

CNN Poll:
I want to put my nose in there and make motor-boat noises:
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] I am gay (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Submariner said...

So I popped another button by flexing my pecs and asked again, "NOW will you give me the remote?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ok, Islamofascists... Cover THOSE up with a burqa, and I'll fatwah the hell out of you!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I would SO let her frag me repeatedly in Unreal Tournament.

Submariner said...

Gee; I don't know. How many blondes does it take to play Doctor?

Whoopsie-Daisey said...

And I'd like to introduce Miss Australia - the winner of this year's most popular game; Hide the Salami.

Submariner said...

Who, boy! I always knew the Alps were Austrian...