Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Get Outta Here Monster!

1. George Lucas's all-Ewok version of Annie made Roger Ebert gouge his own eyes out with a salad fork.

2. "Grandma, did you forget to take your estrogen?"

3. Bad idea: Thinking Red Rasta Sasquatch would make a great Hallowe'en costume. Really bad idea: Using superglue for your Red Rasta Sasquatch costume.

4. Tar and feathers still in place, Terrell Owens leaves Philadelphia.

5. "... but the money soon ran out, and the parties were over, and the hangers-on left. By 2004, Clifford was wandering the streets of Seattle, homeless and shaggy." Clifford: The Big Red Dog. On The E! True Hollywood Story.

6. Ed Asner... actor, communist... closet plushie.

7. "Why is no one accepting my free Twizzlers?"

8. Last known picture of Snuffleupagus, just before he was gunned down by an eight year old Maryland girl.

It Came From Here. (Warning, Guys, Do Not Click This Link.)

16 comments:

jeff said...

You're right. I shouldn't have clicked that link. (shudder)

"Parents wondered why their sons ran screaming from the furry creatures waving sharp knives near their waists...?

GayPatriot said...

VtheK-

Can you email me about the Blogger Deck of Cards? I don't know how to be nominated :-)

-Bruce (gaypatriot2004@aol.com)

V the K said...

GP: That's not a very funny caption. But keep trying.

Divine Miss M said...

Marshall, Will and Holly cringed behind the hut, just out of sight of the giant Slestak.

bubbalove said...

Rastasquatch was the hit of the parade until the rumor began his suit was made of primo hemp. The subsequent white-hot flames were short lived as was he...but everyone in the village was as high as Kate Moss at a frat party!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought they trapped that blind girl's monster-friend in a pile of rocks on that episode of Night Gallery?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just when Smallville started getting hot, they go and introduce Lint-man.

(V... "closet plushie"... LMAO!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Apologies in advance:
"Watch it, 3PO... Looks like Mrs. Chewbacca's on the rag again."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Jackass" was finally cancelled after this final stunt where they sent Johnny Knoxville into the bear cage at the Los Angeles zoo covered in ground beef.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Harry Potter was repeatedly warned about the Dementors, but when it came down to it, he thought they were pretty silly looking.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ahhhh... I love the smell of Obscure Reference in the morning!:
Jordy Verrill was now certain that touching the "meteor sh*t" had been a mistake.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"George Bush doesn't care about burgundy Yeti's!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I remember the spinning tunnel, but did Steve Austin ever follow the bigfoot to the Carribean?

Son Of The Godfather said...

He then activated the holo-beam, revealing a miniature 3D representation of the young, black Princess Keisha... "Help me Obi-Wan KaFlowbie, you're my only hope!"

(It's end of nightshift and I'm silly, o.k.? ;)

Van Helsing said...

I still say the scariest creature a young boy could ever see coming at him is Michael Jackson.

Submariner said...

Chewy was NOT pleased with his "new look" from the Merle Norman Salon...