Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding

Hollywood Imitates South Park
1. "Remember when you branded 'Property of the KY Ranch. Hands off!' on my butt? That was hot."

2. "Tonight we ride to Bonerland!"

3. "Well, if that trip to the Emergency Room taught us anything, it's that butt-plugs and horseback riding don't mix."

4. "Can I have my ribcage back?"

5. "When you watch calf-roping, do you pretend you're the cowboy... or the calf?"

6. "Yes, I, too, had a gruff-but-oh-so-tender gym teacher in the sixth grade."

7. "I don't see why we need to go bareback, I've got the saddle right here."

8. "Homo, homo on the range, where the queens and the leathermen play ... "

9. "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?"

10. "Would you mind mending the fences, today? I just had my nails done."

P.S. Did you all know that The Anus Is Holy?


Van Helsing said...

What's next, gay construction workers? Maybe they could do a show on gay Marines.

catbat said...

"did i tell you i'm single now? yup, ol' betsy went lame, had to put the ol' gal down."

Jonathan said...

"Next time we decide to go as The Village People for Halloween, maybe we should coordinate a little better. I mean, a construction worker, a cop, and Indian...yet we pick the same damned guy?!?"

sonicfrog said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Get a long little doggie!", doesn't it.

Tomslick said...

Thteve Cassidy and the Sundance homo

Anonymous said...

"Guess we've gotta vote Democratic now."

Tomslick said...

Black hat, white hat? There is a cliche' here I know it.

The good, the bad, and it's ugly.

Anonymous said...

Dammit Daryl! I told you my jeans were too darn tight! I can't even get my hands in for a quick game of pocket pool.


Tomslick said...

Why is it most Clint Eastwood cowboy movies can be used on this one?

The Pale Rider.

A Fistful Of,,,,,,,,well never mind that one.

Kevin Walker said...

"Then my cousin got bucked off, yelled 'I suck' and 30 guys in pink hats asked him on a date."

V the K said...

Tom Slick, I had a caption that just read, "The Good, the Bad, and the Simply Fabulous," but I was afraid no one would get it.

Protagonist said...

From the above linked article:

One participant said the title illustrated "in a comical manner, the anti-gay lobby's fixation, and even fascination, with the sexual act between two men

Umm . . . if there's anyone fixated on anal sex, it gays. Especially a gay guy who'd write said book with said title.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Blazing Saddles" has 2 meanings:
"Where you headed, cowboy?"
"Nowhere special."
"Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there."
"Come on."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We likely won't do sh*t at the box office, but look for constant replays on the Sundance channel for years and years."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Look for these sequels soon!:
A Fistful of Donald
For a Few Dollars Moore
The Good, The Bad, and The Sassy
The Man Who Raped Liberty Valance

Son Of The Godfather said...

Look for these sequels soon! Part II:
High Nooner
Gunfight at the K.Y. Corral
The Magnificent Seven Inches
Dances With Steve
Male Rider

Son Of The Godfather said...

"F*ck you, Billy!"
"Deal. We can use the truckbed when no one's a'lookin'"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, if they buy this premise, then we're a 'go' on the Oliver Stone 9/11 flick."

Son Of The Godfather said...

1955: Marlboro Man
2005: Virginia Slims Sissies

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, where does a cowboy in this town go for a piece of ass anyway?"
"You're lookin' at 'im."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I wanna lick the sweat off your ass."
"I said 'looks like the truck is stuck in the grass'."

Tomslick said...

V the K

That one is almost limitless.

I thought of a few others with that movie title.

The good, the bad, where in the hells Barney?

The good, the bad, and anorexia.

etc etc

Anonymous said...

"Calfin' rope?"
"Leather chaps?"
"Pointy-toed footwear with high heels?"
"Any vestige of self-esteem?"
"Che... Aw hell, I KNEW there was somethin' we didn't have..."


malikrik said...

yippy-eye-oooohhh KY.

Submariner said...

Yeah, me too. Ever since I turned 13, my sole job here at Neverland has been ridin' the fence and mendin' it...