Hollywood Imitates South Park
1. "Remember when you branded 'Property of the KY Ranch. Hands off!' on my butt? That was hot."
2. "Tonight we ride to Bonerland!"
3. "Well, if that trip to the Emergency Room taught us anything, it's that butt-plugs and horseback riding don't mix."
4. "Can I have my ribcage back?"
5. "When you watch calf-roping, do you pretend you're the cowboy... or the calf?"
6. "Yes, I, too, had a gruff-but-oh-so-tender gym teacher in the sixth grade."
7. "I don't see why we need to go bareback, I've got the saddle right here."
8. "Homo, homo on the range, where the queens and the leathermen play ... "
9. "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?"
10. "Would you mind mending the fences, today? I just had my nails done."
P.S. Did you all know that The Anus Is Holy?