Saturday, November 19, 2005
1. And the Earth was saved when the tiny invaders from the planet 'Auburn' landed their ship in the worst possible place and were all eaten by roided-up nose tackle.
2. Tyrone was overjoyed when the vet took the collar off and he could finally lick his balls again.
3. Unfortunately, Tyrone's taunts of 'Bring Me Your White Women' backfired badly when they played South Carolina.
4. Tyrone lifted the megaphone, and his thoughts turned to pom-poms, and pretty, pretty skirts, and he died a little more.
5. Auburn's post-game belching contests were legendary.
6. Although it would lead to firings, a lawsuit, and a brutal shower-room beatdown, Tyrone just had to shout out to the world about coach Beavis and their forbidden love.
One of several good photos emailed to me by John Schneider about a week ago. (I have epic backlog in the photos-in-the-hopper-but-not-yet-posted department).