1. "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" 2. The battle for the last McRib in North America turns ugly.
3. "Yeah, screaming 'Get outta the f**kin' way, a**hole!' really worked for ya that time, didn't it?"
4. "He claims he was distracted by a video-game player in a low-cut blouse." "Pervert!"
5. "I swerved to avoid Hillary's hips, crossed the median, and crashed into the adjacent toll lane."
6. The only statement the cops could get from the driver was "Them Dukes! Them Dukes!"
7. The sad part is, the Toll Booth Attendant was only worth 20 points.
8. "Wiredwhatdoyoumeanwired?!Hey!IbetIcanmakeittothetollboothinfrontofthedork intheseagreenAltima!Betme? Betme? OhManYouaresoon!"
9. Neil felt morally vindicated. "That'll teach him for wearing a Bush/Cheney bumpersticker."
10. "Well,sir, I talked to the manager, and he says since it was our mistake, he'll upgrade you to the Deluxe Wash at no extra charge."
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Yes, officer. Daddy taught me to drive on the lawn tractor. Why?
Welcome to Drew Carey's latest show: Whose Lane Is It Anyways?
Just tell the cop you were hurrying to get to dinner at grandma's. He'll understand.
Teddy muttered "Hic! D*mn women dr, dri, drivers..."
So let me get this straight? You claim that you were showing support for the President by rushing to a Mongolian barbecue when the idiot in front of you just stopped to pay a toll?
Uh-oh! Better get MAACO!
This worked sooooooo much better back in the 60's when we both drove VW Bugs...
NY cab driver's license test.
Ironically, later that day at football practise, Tyrone and Billy would have a similar meeting while attempting to get to the same outhouse seat...
Bud later said it was all worth it when Sandra Bullock left the toll booth and rescued him from the ensuing fire.
If these were real New Yorkers, they'd both still be in their cars trying to inch ahead of each other.
This is why two for the price of one specials at tollbooths are not a good idea.
You see, son, when two cars love each other very much...
"Ahh crap! Hey Bob, can I call you back? I just got hit by some asshole on his cellphone...
You too? Well ain't that a coinci...
GM's last-ditch attempt to salvage their share value led to the two-for-one special. Somehow the engineering department screwed it up, AGAIN!
"OMG, look at those tits!"
--GM Engineering
"That'll teach that damn ni**er!" Robert Byrd said. looks to his left "Oh Hell no, not you.
Hey, I thought it was the car pool lane!
Hey! You got your Honda in Altima!
Oh! Well YOU got you Altima in my Honda!
"DELICIOUS"!
Sonny Corleone had figured he'd be a less conspicuous target if he drove a Nissan. He figured wrong.
Andrew Sullivan and George Takei go for the same toolbooth boy with disaterous results.
The merger between Honda and Nissan took a dramatic turn when...
Things did not go smoothly when Gunga Dan and Kommunist Katie found out together exactly which hotel the SheHag was staying...
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