1. "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
2. The battle for the last McRib in North America turns ugly.
3. "Yeah, screaming 'Get outta the f**kin' way, a**hole!' really worked for ya that time, didn't it?"
4. "He claims he was distracted by a video-game player in a low-cut blouse." "Pervert!"
5. "I swerved to avoid Hillary's hips, crossed the median, and crashed into the adjacent toll lane."
6. The only statement the cops could get from the driver was "Them Dukes! Them Dukes!"
7. The sad part is, the Toll Booth Attendant was only worth 20 points.
8. "Wiredwhatdoyoumeanwired?!Hey!IbetIcanmakeittothetollboothinfrontofthedork intheseagreenAltima!Betme? Betme? OhManYouaresoon!"
9. Neil felt morally vindicated. "That'll teach him for wearing a Bush/Cheney bumpersticker."
10. "Well,sir, I talked to the manager, and he says since it was our mistake, he'll upgrade you to the Deluxe Wash at no extra charge."