A pair from John Schneider.
1. Ah, sweet afterglow.
2. Ricky successfully combines his love of dogs, cigars, and picking up strange men in truck stop restrooms.
3. Ah, sweet foreplay
4. "Not so haughty when my face is smeared with Kal Kan, are you, bitches?"
5. Andrew Sullivan could never figure out what he liked more, the golden shower, or the dog licking it off afterward. Still, he reflected, it was the kind of dilemma he liked to have.
6. That reminds me. I should pick up some Christmas tree lights.
Best o' WALSTIB
Hey, is that a Milk-Bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
Best o' Submariner
"That dog won't hunt" he says. So who cares?
Just tell grandma you couldn't have dinner with her because you were "puttin' on the dog." She'll understand, and probably get jealous...
What am I doing? Nothing honey - just a little research for my next C&W hit...