Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Dog Play Afternoon

A pair from John Schneider.


1. Ah, sweet afterglow.

2. Ricky successfully combines his love of dogs, cigars, and picking up strange men in truck stop restrooms.

3. Ah, sweet foreplay

4. "Not so haughty when my face is smeared with Kal Kan, are you, bitches?"

5. Andrew Sullivan could never figure out what he liked more, the golden shower, or the dog licking it off afterward. Still, he reflected, it was the kind of dilemma he liked to have.

6. That reminds me. I should pick up some Christmas tree lights.

Best o' WALSTIB
Hey, is that a Milk-Bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

Best o' Submariner
"That dog won't hunt" he says. So who cares?

Just tell grandma you couldn't have dinner with her because you were "puttin' on the dog." She'll understand, and probably get jealous...

What am I doing? Nothing honey - just a little research for my next C&W hit...

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, after checking out those deer, I just couldn't help myself.
-WALSTIB

Anonymous said...

Hey, is that a Milk-Bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
-WALSTIB

Submariner said...

Yo, Rinnie!

Submariner said...

Whatcha say? Ya wanna cruise the empty lot, see if we can pick up a couple o' bucks and eat some pudding?

Submariner said...

Dammit! That AIN'T your chew toy, Duke!

Submariner said...

To think that in Korea you'd be a main dish! Must be they never developed a "relationship" with their pets like we have...

Submariner said...

"That dog won't hunt" he says. So who cares?

Submariner said...

Just tell grandma you couldn't have dinner with her because you were "puttin' on the dog." She'll understand, and probably get jealous...

Submariner said...

What am I doing? Nothing honey - just a little research for my next C&W hit...

Submariner said...

Back in my younger days, we were so poor that we could only muster a two dog night.

Submariner said...

Having learned the lesson well in his youth, John Connor seemed to be a little too close to his dogs in later years.

Submariner said...

Moments later, realizing there were no treats, Duke lifted his leg and showed his displeasure with the wasted old cowpoke.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Vension sandwich!

Jonathan said...

Every man fantasizes about hookin' up with two b#tches...but this isn't exactly what we had in mind, is it, fellas?

lawhawk said...

Kinky....