1. Animal Planet only puts on the good stuff after midnight.2. Bambi's mom loses a Purity Point.
3. "Wow! This is the best Plushie convention ever!"
4. "Doe/A deer/Who takes it from the rear/Ray/A kinky six-point buck..."
5. "Ned, I know you're new to this taxidermy thing, but when a customer asks you to mount some deer..."
6. As Kyle lined up his shot, he did feel a pang of guilt that maybe lacing the salt lick with Vi@gr@ just took the sport out of it.
7. "Cut! Cut!... Bambi, the line is 'You like it hard, don't you, bitch!' Now, try it again. Thumper, go in there and fluff The Yearling and let's try and get this in the can."
8. Ummmm ... Hike?
9. "You know what comes from Texas, boy? Steers, deers, and queers... sometimes all in the same photo."
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The San Francisco "Deers" never really caught on with the rest of the NHL.
Proposition Q: Shall San Francisco schools outlaw military recruitment and all other traditionl manly events, replacing them with group stag sex parties?
__ Yes
__ No
Bill Cosby was not amused when the NAACP tried to villify him by illustrating his fondly-remember childhood game of "Buck-Buck."
No, Bart. I said we'd play "Duck, Duck, Goose..."
Well... 1 in the hand is better'n 2 in the bush. But I guess 3 stuck together in the brush is best!
F*ckin' Bucks!
Andrew Sullivan's reincarnation fantasy.
Queer Deer!
Unlike Tampa Bay, these Buck's can play both ways AND score.
"Oh great," Rudolph thought, "I try to push Donner out of the fire with Blitzen, overcome by smoke, on my back, and this is the picture they print?"
That one in back must be a postman, daddy; mommy always says he's an "impatient, horny b*st*rd!"
Santa chuckled to himself, "Reindeer games" indeed!
NJ Governor, Jon Corzine, illustrates his new property tax proposal.
Well, it's no wonder there's so f*cking many of those damn deer in these parts!
The Buck stops here!
Okay Mr. Hand, which of these represents Ellen Degeneres, which is Rosie O'Donell and which is Andrew Sullivan?
That's right! Andrew is a pure receiver, Ellen wants it both ways and Rosie is the butch. Gold Star!
Hank was sorely disappointed when his "Bambi's Three Way" DVD finally arrived. After viewing it several times and liking it his disappointment turned to shame.
"Doe-pile on Dasher!"
Similar to the Tivo spike over Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction," this picture in Exit Laughing resulted in a new Field and Stream record for November sales.
well, that's a bit... atypical...
in the deer porn industry, all they care about is if you have a huge rack. i guess deers aren't all that different from us after all!
The Supreme Court announces yet another over-turning of the child pornography protection laws.
the DNR wants to be sure the one in the middle got himself a buck and a doe tag this season.
the DNR is also interested as to why nobody in the picture's wearing blaze orange - which is required while bagging deer.
tired of being in a rut, bambi wanted to experiment this year.
[rut? get it? atypical? 'cause his antlers...]
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After accidently stumbling upon this photo, Woody Allen required 15 more years of psychiatric analysis.
New ad campaign:
Hunting in Massachusetts is great!
Wish you were deer.
Venison sandwich
Believe me, the last thing you want is a reach-around from someone with cloven hooves.
In the Wild, without opposable thumbs, the lambskin condoms proved impossible to open for the deer, leading them to practice unsafe barebuck sex.
New kids' book: Bambi Has Two Daddies...Two Very Sick Daddies
Andrew Sullivan produces Wild Kingdom.
Marlon Perkins - "Here in the bush, travel plans frequently get screwed up royally by the locals. That's why Mutual of Omaha invented Prevention of Kafkaesque Event Disruption - or POKED - Insurance..."
Looking out over the deer frolicking in Marin County, tourists seriously began to wonder if it was something in the water supply in the Bay Area.
"By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusettes..."
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