1. Animal Planet only puts on the good stuff after midnight.
2. Bambi's mom loses a Purity Point.
3. "Wow! This is the best Plushie convention ever!"
4. "Doe/A deer/Who takes it from the rear/Ray/A kinky six-point buck..."
5. "Ned, I know you're new to this taxidermy thing, but when a customer asks you to mount some deer..."
6. As Kyle lined up his shot, he did feel a pang of guilt that maybe lacing the salt lick with Vi@gr@ just took the sport out of it.
7. "Cut! Cut!... Bambi, the line is 'You like it hard, don't you, bitch!' Now, try it again. Thumper, go in there and fluff The Yearling and let's try and get this in the can."
8. Ummmm ... Hike?
9. "You know what comes from Texas, boy? Steers, deers, and queers... sometimes all in the same photo."