1. "Hell of an explosion. I think this used to belong to Zarqawi."
2. "So, you gonna pay up the five large, or am I gonna have to rip the other one off?"
3. "Let this be a lesson to you kid. Don't f**k with a Marine when he's been drinkin'"
4. "Yeah, yeah, my touch is gentle-but-oh-so-strong, are any of you insurgents straight?"
5. "Well, this settles that bet. Apparently they don't bend both ways."
6. "Anyway, thanks for pulling that branch out of my lawnmower."
7. "Now, why do we not pet the grizzly bear?"
8. "Now you see why 'Inna-Gadda-da-Vida' is maybe not the best choice for an armpit solo."
9. "You gotta get off the horse, Ahmed, I'm almost out of usable veins."
10. "Another sprain? You've been watching that French newscaster interview that female video game jockey haven't you? Haven't you?"
From a series in Stars and Stripes of photos taken by our brave, amazing soldiers in Iraq.