Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Brothers in Arms

1. "Hell of an explosion. I think this used to belong to Zarqawi."

2. "So, you gonna pay up the five large, or am I gonna have to rip the other one off?"

3. "Let this be a lesson to you kid. Don't f**k with a Marine when he's been drinkin'"

4. "Yeah, yeah, my touch is gentle-but-oh-so-strong, are any of you insurgents straight?"

5. "Well, this settles that bet. Apparently they don't bend both ways."

6. "Anyway, thanks for pulling that branch out of my lawnmower."

7. "Now, why do we not pet the grizzly bear?"

8. "Now you see why 'Inna-Gadda-da-Vida' is maybe not the best choice for an armpit solo."

9. "You gotta get off the horse, Ahmed, I'm almost out of usable veins."

10. "Another sprain? You've been watching that French newscaster interview that female video game jockey haven't you? Haven't you?"


From a series in Stars and Stripes of photos taken by our brave, amazing soldiers in Iraq.

18 comments:

Submariner said...

Now, I just grab the knot behind your neck and "Voilla!" You jap-slap yourself silly...

Submariner said...

I told you never to call mom a "smelly pirate hooker!"

submariner said...

My martyr-bits collection was finally complete! But then I got mugged in the car swarm...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK, I know Saddam oppressed you folks, but how much freedom does it take to learn to tie an f-in tie?"

Submariner said...

So you were driving a Honda and approaching a toll booth. Then what happened?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I told ya... That kid may be small, but he's the arm-wrestling champ of Baghdad!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I dunno, soldier Dave... I kinda liked the fuscia color more..."

Submariner said...

You're lucky you know; I told you not to mess with the vorpal bunny.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah, Achmed... Not cool to try to 'shout down' an Auburn football player with a megaphone..."

Submariner said...

OK, now for goodness sake, mess up your hair and smear dirt on yourself and your brother. NObody will "sponsor" you if you look like this...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You want to see what it's like to be in a warzone with liberals back home ranting and raving about how we do our jobs?... Here, let me tie one hand behind your back..."

Submariner said...

I don't care if you "can't use your left hand." Find another camel-jockey for a reach-around.

Submariner said...

"let me tie one hand behind your back"

SOTG; too damn true to be funny-ha ha, but extremely funny-ironic. Well done

Son Of The Godfather said...

"And then you rest the elbow in... NANCY PELOSI IS A SMELLY C**T!... Sorry, the Tourettes acts up now and then..."

(Thanks Sub... Loved the "slap yourself silly" cap ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

He never forgot the kindness of the soldier that day... Not even years later when he would sell, and sometimes refuse, soup to the good people of New York.

Van Helsing said...

"I know a guy who can turned this sprained arm into a fortune. Name is John Edwards, though some know him as the Breck girl. Don't forget, the medic wrapped the bandage too tight."

Chip said...

You think this is torture? Off to the waiting room with nothing but Ladies Home Journal!

Chip said...

No, I don't know how to hide 20 lbs of C-4 in this. Are you sure you want to hang out with Abu down the street?