1. Trouble breaks out at the 12 noon 'Parade of Skanks' at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library.
2. "I'll take 'Dreams Hillary Clinton has had for $200' Alex."
3. "No, thanks, I prefer swarthy terrorists in leather hoods getting spanked," Andrew Sullivan wrote back to the emailer. "Cross dressing is more Barney Frank's thing."
4. "Naughty, bad Zoot!"
5. "Heil Pert, Ripe Buttocks!"
6. "Out of her ass, vile demons! The power of Christ compels you!"
7. "You killed the John's monkey and stole his hat! Bad girl! Naughty, naughty bad girl!"
8. "I'm sorry madame, but jeans and trucker caps violate the 'Applebee's' dress code."
9. Ricky Martin is thinking, "I should get an Oscar for pretending that this is more arousing than smooth Arab boys."
10. The captioner figures as long as he posts stuff like this, the readers won't care how swigging Robitussin from the bottle and zoning on Sudafed is affecting his captioning.
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