Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bring on the Spike

1. Trouble breaks out at the 12 noon 'Parade of Skanks' at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library.

2. "I'll take 'Dreams Hillary Clinton has had for $200' Alex."

3. "No, thanks, I prefer swarthy terrorists in leather hoods getting spanked," Andrew Sullivan wrote back to the emailer. "Cross dressing is more Barney Frank's thing."

4. "Naughty, bad Zoot!"

5. "Heil Pert, Ripe Buttocks!"

6. "Out of her ass, vile demons! The power of Christ compels you!"

7. "You killed the John's monkey and stole his hat! Bad girl! Naughty, naughty bad girl!"

8. "I'm sorry madame, but jeans and trucker caps violate the 'Applebee's' dress code."

9. Ricky Martin is thinking, "I should get an Oscar for pretending that this is more arousing than smooth Arab boys."

10. The captioner figures as long as he posts stuff like this, the readers won't care how swigging Robitussin from the bottle and zoning on Sudafed is affecting his captioning.

It worked for Ex-Donkey Blog

14 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Ann Coulter spanks Janine Gerafelo as S and M advocate Terry McCaulif enjoys the fun.

Jonathan said...

"Hand me that big dill pickle, Mr. Announcer Man...and wait 'til you see where I'm gonna put it!"

Submariner said...

Kelly welcomes Bud's wife to the Wanker family reunion in the traditional way. The males of the caln wait their turn...

occasional reader said...

Newly-released photos graphically demonstrate the horrors being perpetrated at Guantánamo Bay. The Department of Defense, still reeling over the Harry Potter-reading atrocity allegations, has so far provided no comment.

MisterBixby said...

OT: I can't find an email address for you, but I think if this doesn't merit captioning, I think I'll cry:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/051201/482/xmun10512011910

Submariner said...

Bi-yatch! How DARE you wear John Deere gear to an Allys Chalmers convention!

Submariner said...

Trust me sweety - this is gonna hurt you FAR WORSE than it does me.

Submariner said...

...so this is my technique for serving "air drinks." The guys take a long look and then not only pay for the "drinks," but usually tip pretty well also.

Submariner said...

Bill waits in line for his shot at the live-action cartoon during the casting call:

"heh, heh, heh"

Submariner said...

Crap! Wrong thread!

Submariner said...

You don't look like that position is new to you...

Prough91 said...

...22, 23, and one to grow on.

Van Helsing said...

Bill's favorite "Hillary confronts Monica" fantasy is acted out at the Clinton Presidential Library.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sonicfrog: Are you kiddding me? If Garafalo had an ass like that, she wouldn't be the dumpy goth-like shrew we've all come to know and love! ;)