1. "Natasha! Is not time to be dancing! We should be causing big trouble for moose and squirrel."
2. "I can't wait to see the look on this girlie when we get home and I introduce her to 'Vlad the Impaler.'"
3. "I can't wait to see the look on this old geezer's face when we get home and he finds out I'm a dude."
4. "Bojemoi! Her roophies were supposed to kick in before my Vi@gr@."
5. And now, the Bolshoi Ballet Presents,'Dance of the Drunk and the Skank.'
6. Next on 'People Dance Like What They Look Like,' Boris Yeltsin does the 'Mashed Potato' while Britney Spears dances the 'White Trash Whore.'
7. "Great outfit! Is that a 'Harriet Miers' original?"
8. Just tell grandma you missed your dinner date because you were cruising for sluts with Boris Yeltsin. She'll understand.
9. "I have better idea. How about I dance on your lap!"
10. Boris Yeltsin: Master of the Mosh Pit.
"It's fun to stay at the Y - M - C - A ..."
Best of Divine Miss M
The Yeltsin family knows it's time to hide the rest of the vodka at family gatherings when Comrade Boris starts dropping trou.
Best of Yakov Occasional Reader
From "Cheers: The Lost Episodes" (now available on DVD)... When a drunken Russian politician threatens to nuke Sam's bar, Dianne manages to instead lure him away for some détente at a charity Dance-O-Thon. Hilarity ensues!
Inspired by Yakov Bubbalove
"Out from his coffin, Lenin's voice did ring./Seems he was troubled by just one thing./He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,/"What ever happened to the Trotsky Twist?"/It's now the Mash/It's now the Moscow Mash..."
Q. How to tell if you should take his keys away?
A. When he starts giving himself a wedgie!
Best of Yakov Cybrludite
In Soviet Russia, Time Warp does you.
Best of Yakov Submariner Foxworthy
You know you make me want to YELLtzin.../Pull your hands up and YELLtzin...
If KGB arrests everyone in family BUT you...You might be Red neck!
Tonight on E! Failed 2nd career moves for out-of-work politicians: Boris Yeltzin, wedding singer.
Best of Yakov Son Of The Godfather
"Sometime, when Boris nervous, put thumbs in fists like this... Then stick in armpits and smell like this..."
"In old Soviet Union, you no put on tie... KGB put tie on YOU... Tank you, I have meelyon of them!"
Obscure Reference Only Divine Miss M Might Get
"Feefty watts per channel, babycakes!"