Thursday, November 17, 2005

"And what do you have to say, tiny senile Moonbat..."

Screaming leftist LA Times columnist fired. Moonbats not happy.

1. "I see, ma'am, and is the rest of Munchkinland also angry about Scheer's firing?"

2. "Uncle Joe Stalin knew what to do with social parasites like you."

3. "Are we live, dearie? Oh, we are? In that case... F*CK MY F**KING WHORE MOTHER'S SPERM-SOAKED THROAT WITH A SH*T CHASER!"

4. "Caricature? Young man, this happens to be a charcoal rubbing of a biker's package I made on my way to the protest."

5. "Stoner? I wish. My lousy nephew hangs out in the park and exposes himself to little girls, perverted piece of sh*t."

6. "Get lost, four eyes. I only want to be interviewed by that hottie in the sun dress with the spaghetti straps." "Anderson Cooper?"

12 comments:

Van Helsing said...

An exclusive interview with Yoda's only living relative.

Submariner said...

So Paul Williams is marching for Code Pink now, eh?

Submariner said...

Damn! If they'd a waited about 30 seconds to take the pic, they could've caught Carla beaning him with a Cheers beer mug...

Submariner said...

So Grandma; DO you understand why the grandkids didn't show up?

Submariner said...

Actually, we all think the She-hag is completely out of her frickin' mind. But we also know that the only way to get you b*st*rds in the media to pay attention is to look like we're also off our rockers.

Submariner said...

Tell me Ruth, do you "want a bite of my Walnetto?"

Submariner said...

The anatomy book said my heart was behind my left breast, but I ended up just shooting myself in the left kneecap. Was that what you wanted to know, dear?

Chip said...

Doesn't this pink just POP!

The Man said...

Where is a nice round of white phosphourus when you need it?

Tomslick said...

Of course I am aware my head is shaped like that of cromagnon man, but what does that have to do with secretly funding islamic terrorists?

Tomslick said...

Does my gynecologist always have a dustpan in close proximity during my checkup? How did you know that?

Anonymous said...

Passion? Passion? Let me tell you something about passion. See that hottie over my right shoulder in the blue shirt? I met her yesterday. At the time, I was 6 foot 3 and had long flowing brown hair.