Monday, November 07, 2005

Anarchist Aerobics

1. Driven mad by two weeks of fat camp, Michael Moore hurls Janeane Garofalo through the front window of a Krispy Kreme, then feasts on the tasty treats inside.

2. This is a picture from A.) The communist anti-Bush riots in South America, B.) The Muslim anti-Civilization riots in Paris, or C.) L.A. on any given weekend.

3. Jackie Chan IS Aunt Jemima in International House of Whoop-Ass!.

4. Rafael Palmeiro would later claim that he had to open up a can of whoop-ass on that grinning bastard who taunted him about his mood swings, before realizing it was his own reflection. He continues to deny steroid use.

5. Gym-Kata! The skill of gymnastics! The kill of karate! The IQ of a 5-watt appliance bulb!

6. The Scientologists didn't have the answers he was looking for. Neither did the Moonies. But Brian had a really good feeling about the Dervishes.

7. Must. Feel. Pain. Must. Block. Imagery. Of. Naked. Moby.

8. 10 years without seeing Scott Baio in a regular series role finally made Brian snap.

9. "Forgive my exuberance. When I flashdance, I just can't help it."

10. "Your puny window is no match for the awesom power of the Dark Side!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Revolutionary head-scarf: $5.00
Anti-Bush jacket: $47.50
Internet pic of a moonbat about to receive a glass-shard enema: Priceless


"Dammit Kyle, I said it's time to go kick some ASS!... You NEVER listen!"

"Subject A" tries desperately to escape a test screening for "Brokedown Mountain".

Kyle vents his frustration over being unable to effectively fuse the Michael Jackson and "smelly pirate hooker" looks into one without being mercilessly ridiculed.

Is this another one of those silly "Mentos" fresh idea commercials?

Fun with Moonbats on PCP: "Kyle, that window just called you a 'fag'!"

Which, I found on Moonbattery

21 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Great!... Now can we have the "after" photo showing the d*ckwads severed leg?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yup, when you attempt to climb up a building like in those old Batman episodes, you wanna avoid the windows, Einstein.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Did he think the jacket said "Stop, Push"?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Revolutionary head-scarf: $5.00
Anti-Bush jacket: $47.50
Internet pic of a moonbat about to receive a glass-shard enema: Priceless

Son Of The Godfather said...

If you closely examine his reflection, it resembles a police officer in riot gear about to cap Jean-Clod Van-Dumb.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey guys, I hear this is the building the Feds keep the marijuana test samples in!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kyle soon learned that while you may put your right leg in, it was unwise to "shake it all about".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Moooooonbaaaaaats... Come out and plAAAAAyyEEEEEaaaayyyy!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dammit Kyle, I said it's time to go kick some ASS!... You NEVER listen!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Does the slogan mean he doesn't like women?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Subject A" tries desperately to escape a test screening for "Brokedown Mountain".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kyle vents his frustration over being unable to effectively fuse the Michael Jackson and "smelly pirate hooker" looks into one without being mercilessly ridiculed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is this another one of those silly "Mentos" fresh idea commercials?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Fun with Moonbats on PCP:
"Kyle, that window just called you a 'fag'!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why should we stop that particular band? I loved Tom Sawyer, Limelight, Red Barchetta, etc.

catbat said...

maybe that's the front window of the EIB network, sotg.

"get out here and share that vicodin i know you keep in your desk!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Movie scenes we'd pay extra for:
ED-209: "Please put down your weapon. You have 10 seconds to comply."
Moonbat: "Ha, stupid machine, I don't HAVE any weapons!"
ED-209: "9... 8..."

(mornin' cat ;)

catbat said...

'morning. y'know, robocop makes an awesome drinking game. we should call up doris and lorraine and riot-ninja here and make a date.

Kevin Walker said...

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

or

He thought that he could perform one of those Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan stunts, but it turns out that the windows were just reall really clean.

Anonymous said...

Jeeze, I dont know. ... it looked all the world to me like a roofer's convention with too much tequila

Submariner said...

Thinking quickly, Paul Atrides turns on the personal force field, repulsing the Bush Ninja's flying front kick.