1. ORA: Duke Cunningham would later blame his troubles on "this terrible, awful Negro."
2. "Let's see.... I got enough spare change to buy crystal meth, or go to Cindy Sheehan's book signing. Decisions, decisions."
3. Possible answer to the question "Whatever happened to Denny Terrio?"
4. So, how's that degree in Radical Poetry from Evergreen State workin' for ya?
5. "Oh, God, why did PETA have to take over the Thankgiving Soup Kitchen. That tofurkey crap is giving me one mother of a bowel obstruction."
6. "Spare Change! Hey, I used to be the anchor of the CBS Evening News! Spare Change!"
7. "Whoa... where the Hell am I? Last thing I remember was taking some X at a Rave in Phoenix... in 1997."
I Got It From: Knowledge Is Power
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(ORA) Yet another pedestrian faints after realizing that the message in the crosswalk is bang-on; that Toynbee idea about resurrecting dead on planet Jupiter really IS in Kubrick's "2001".
Sheehan's book signing or kiss the ground where Hillary walked? Well, they say a bird in the hand...
Sheesh! Dogs make it look SO easy!
Wonder why that little girl and her dad on the tractor wanted to know if I had a family?
"Job Help and Free Baths?" Aaaaargh! Must... curl up... into... fetal... safety position!
Bernice told me if I left my molars in shotglasses, the Bourbon Fairy would exchange two fingers, neat, for each one.
Thought bubble - "At least Saddam had a spider hole."
Cursed with a ghost's immortality, the Headless Horseman began his downward spiral when his horse died in 1821.
Arthur Fonzarelli's life became an endless nightmare of booze and decay since the day he jumped over that shark!
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
If we don't kill enough old people in the sweltering heat of summer, rest assured, our frigid winter will get 'em!
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
If our indifference won't kill you, our rioters just might!
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
Now back to less than 60 torched cars per night!
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
We have wine, so it's ok not to care!
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
Our motto: "Never surrend..."
Ooooh... never mind.
Sean Penn is gonna be pissed when he finds out you took his blue cups, and he had to go with red that day in New Orleans.
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
Home of double-digit unemployment!
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
If it smells like urine, your probably in Paris!
(V the K, was it Trading Places or Coming to America?... "Lookin' good Billy Ray!"... "Feelin' good, Lewis!" :)
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time.
Howard Dean, circa 2009
Dan Rather jumps to his death, in his second suicide attempt of the year. Yet still no one believes him.
Since John Bolton's appointment, several people have been steered from the "Oil for Food" scandal to the "Will Work for Food" scandal.
If I can get another 8 "true believers," we can stage another die-in at the White House...
(nice series SOTG - Welcome to France - heh, heh)
A bottle of red...
A bottle of white...
And I think I'll sleep in the
Gutter tonight!
What I hate most is getting up in the morning and some "wit" has drawn a chalk outline of me...
*sniff*
In Paris we don't just throw our coat over the puddle, we throw ourselves down for love!
Who are you?
It's been like this ever since the mime business started to slow...
(Anybody else having problems with the pictures displaying, or is it just me?)
Mayor Nagin stated, "It's good to see Bourbon Street getting back to normal."
'Ow to speak Awstraylyan: Overnight trip to Brisbane
Meanwhile in Hamburg, Ringo was about to give up his dream of fame in a rock band, but a couple of lads stumbled over him...
WELCOME TO FRANCE
All your lifeforce are belong to us.
(Mornin' Sub, can you see the pics ok?)
After the final appeal, al'Gore could frequently be seen singing in the Bowery
"How can people be so heartless?
How can people be so cruel?
Easy..."
SOTG, if you're talking about the ones on the main page or by your nick, no problem. If there are others that go with the caps - cannot see them.
WELCOME TO FRANCE!
Where eating snails qualifies you as "intellectually superior".
(Well dang, I lost all the main page pics... Let me play with the cache or try Explorer...)
Drat! Looks like my workplace has blocked the area where V keeps the photos... Looks like no more caps from here :(
There, but for the hard work of the Republican Heinz family and a couple of fortuitous marriages, lies John F'n Kerry.
Uh, SOTG? If you play with your cache too long, you'll go blind (or at least need glasses...)
Not so!... But I do have this weird growth on my palms...
That's IT! No more smelly pirate hookers on liberty for this sailor...
Tonight on "Where are they now?"
Gary Condit
sotg said: Drat! Looks like my workplace has blocked the area where V keeps the photos... Looks like no more caps from here :(
NOOOOOOOOO!
Damn... really?
We'll just have to email the photos to you then.
"Oui, c'est vrai... [hic] l'idee Toynbee, c'est vraiment dans le film de Kubrick... [hic]... maintenant je comprends tout..."
(inspired by occasional Reader)
Completely spent and left as a shell of the man he was, Gomez attempts to escape the seductively inflamatory confines of Montreal proper...
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