Saturday, November 19, 2005

Additional Football


1. "All right! Fire up the lighter! This is going to be one hell of a half-time show!"

2. "Oh, yeah, spank me again, and this time yell 'Who's your daddy!'"

3. "Tyrone, this is not a good time for your tumbleweed impression."

4. "All right, I'm guessing last night you had... two chicken soft tacos and (sniff)... a chalupa. Am I right? Do I win?"

5. "You lost the bet, now, kiss it and kiss it good!"

6. "So you're saying if I roll flat on my back and raise my buttocks to a 60-degree angle, Coach Beavis can achieve deeper penetration with less rectal tearing."

20 comments:

Submariner said...

Yeah, 40! I SAID, "the only thing from Texath are thteerth, queerth and deerth," tho what are you going to DO about it?

Submariner said...

ORA

My God! I can see stars...

Submariner said...

I genuflect in your general direction, your *ass-holiness.

Submariner said...

No, no, no! We don't play Australian rules football in Texas, so stand right-side up and let me tackle you!

catbat said...

"are you sure this how you play leapfrog? oh well, here i come!"

Divine Miss M said...

"You dishonor me, Abdul; please for me to rare my buttocks at you and all your kinfolk."

Kevin Walker said...

"Just another foot and no more women for me. What? You said that you'll do it for me?"

Passionate Conservative said...

The Kansas running back displays his secret weapon for deflecting tackles.

In other news, a new chemical weapon agent was discovered in Austin Texas....

Passionate Conservative said...

...my God! It's full of stars!*




*Dave Bowman, 2001

Anonymous said...

#40: "I hope this isn't what Coach Beavis meant when he he said, 'go split those uprights'".

-WALSTIB

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was hard not to bust up laughing when, in response to all the lib-Dem whining, Republicans called for an immediate vote for instant troop withdrawl that was smacked down by like a million votes.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"And I had your wife right up against the headboard, just like this..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Stupid flubber!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gratuitous ORA:
"Gaze into the eye of the dragon and despair!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Theory... about... softer... landing... on spine... not... panning... out..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh, the fun that can be had with generating a strong magnetic pulse on steel-tipped kleats.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Don't you DARE try 'n stop me, Kevin... If a dog can do it, I can too!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah, you were right... Looks like hemmorhoids."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bill demonstrates his unusual, new move: The Andrew Sullivan Punch-bowl.

(yuck!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Does my ass look fat to you?"