1. "Richard Gere, you magnificent bastard!"
2. CSI: Toontown gathers evidence against infamous child molester Foghorn Leghorn.
3. "OK, now take off your mask and bite its head off. Practice will make it easier when you do it on a real chicken."
4. "Heh-Heh-Heh. Heh-heh-heh. We're like... looking at a chick's balls. Uh-heh-heh-heh."
5. "No mon, the sacrifice got to be a real rooster or the loa, he no come."
6. "Mr. Sulu! Stop playing with your cock and report to the bridge!"
7. Since silicone implants were outlawed, doctors now make do with whatever they can find around the house.
8. "Still won't talk, huh? Well, I can think of one little detainee who's got a date with 11 herbs and spices."
9. "Thanks Kobe, Now, I'll go for the lay up."
10. "Looks like Big Bird is gonna be paying child support to another Sesame Street intern."
Best of Submariner
John F'n Kerry stages another costumed stunt for the cameras.
And now, well in time to gear up production for the Easter rush, "Super Peeps." We'll make a killing off Mike al'Moore alone!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Janey would give the stuffed animal to co-workers and then promptly take it back. She became known as a real cock-tease.
"Mr. Chicken, the operation was a success... we have removed your left testicle due to it's unusually pungent odor. It was indeed, a fowl ball."
They usually ruin it with the sequel:
Successful: March of the Penguins
Unsuccessful: November of the Chickens
Inspired by Occasional Reader
Bay-area "plushy" fetishists join with Bay-area medical garb fetishists to push the envelope to a whole new horizon of "weird".
Nothing Changes But the Hype. It's Renna's fault.