1. "Now, children, until you've had 30 or 40 plastic surgeries, daddy can't stand to look at you. The veils stay."
2. "Remember, Boyfinger, we're on our way to Toys'R'Us. Do Not refer to it as 'The Bait Shop.'"
3. Creepily humming "Double your pleasure/Double your fun...."
4. "Daddy! The carnivorous chia-pet just fangoriously devoured Uncle Tito."
5. Boyfinger was excited about his first court-mandated course in 'Child Rearing.'
6. Nausea ensued when Boyfinger told the assembled press, "I just wanna go home and play with my little man."
7. Paris continues to mourn for Bubbles, while Prince just dreads his dad's nightly game of 'kiss the bride.'
8. "Look, the veils are just there so Mr. Jackson can dehumanize them during the molestation. What's wrong with that? Would you rather he accepted their humanity and still molested them? Because that would be sick."
9. "I know how to make the kids even weirder. Let's teach them to speak exclusively in Esperanto!"
10. "Now, children, clean your cages or I won't loosen the ball gags."
Thanks --- Sondra the K