Saturday, October 01, 2005

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men on Vacation, Part 2

1. A Visitor at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library enjoys one of the evocative, custom-made urinals.

2. Lot's Wife; what a slut.

3. King Midas's brother had a similar problem, but he didn't let it stop him from enjoying life.

4. The illustration was quickly withdrawn from California's Middle School Sex Ed textbooks because teachers objected to the image of a man drinking a beer.

5. Albino chicks get me hot. Ooops, sorry baby. You know beer goes right through me.

6. He tried the same thing at the Sapporo Ice Sculpture Festival and was stuck for six hours.

7. And whoever can pry the beer from the redneck is the rightful King of Alabama.

8. Arkansas has the weirdest breathalyzer tests.

From: Divine Miss M

25 comments:

Van Helsing said...

The only way women will do this for him is if they're stoned.

Yardmons said...

LOL, where in the world do you find all these pictures?

Frank IBC said...

Geez, he's posing for that photo drinking a Diet Coke?

That's like drinking Moet while getting a BJ from Janet Reno.

I'd at least have a cold Sam Adams in my hand.

Whoopsie-Daisey said...

No, no, honey. "Blow" is just an expression...

Whoopsie-Daisey said...

So Raul exposes "they're all pink on the inside" as just another Urban legend...

SOTG said...

Al Bundy was in his “happy place” when Peg woke him with her elbow to his ribs.

SOTG said...

Proving that European women are easy, pale, and have cottage-cheese ass.

SOTG said...

Damn, that Medusa strikes at THE most inappropriate times.

SOTG said...

Hollywood’s answer to a dismal box office: “Mannequin 3” with an NC-17 rating.

SOTG said...

Cold… heart of stone… doesn’t move when being intimate… emotionless stare… I’m pretty sure I've dated this woman.

SOTG said...

Supernatural Investigator, Basil Clydesworth encounters the notorious “Lady in White” apparition and concludes, “not so bad!”

SOTG said...

The early statue gets the worm.

SOTG said...

They started to suspect David’s “relationship” when he described the lady he had been seeing as ‘statuesque’

SOTG said...

In this scene from “The People Vs. Larry Flint”, the director instructs Courtney Love to “Just be yourself.”

SOTG said...

You never really own beer, you just rent it.

SOTG said...

Lady uses Michael Jackson’s skin-care products.

SOTG said...

Jane Fonda meets with Jacques Chirac to demonstrate how she believes terrorists should be dealt with.

SOTG said...

Failed Movie Titles II: “Powder II: The Skanky Sister”

SOTG said...

Once you go white, your dick dies of fright?

SOTG said...

Failed Commercial Slogans: “Drink Diet Coke: It’s like getting a blow-job from a statue!”

SOTG said...

H.G.Wells discovers that once you knock their teeth out, the Morlocks aren’t really that bad after all.

SOTG said...

Scooby Doo and the Case of the Ghost Hummer.

Submariner said...

"Cold… heart of stone… doesn’t move when being intimate… emotionless stare…"
Though I can't see the face, I’m pretty sure that the DNC would be upset about Hillary being photographed this way...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Point of clarification, submariner, regarding Hillary and my quote from above...

"I did NOT have sex with that woman." ;)

Submariner said...

SOTG:

Voice of Quagmire drifts out - "Giggity giggity, I'd do her!"