1. A Visitor at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library enjoys one of the evocative, custom-made urinals.
2. Lot's Wife; what a slut.
3. King Midas's brother had a similar problem, but he didn't let it stop him from enjoying life.
4. The illustration was quickly withdrawn from California's Middle School Sex Ed textbooks because teachers objected to the image of a man drinking a beer.
5. Albino chicks get me hot. Ooops, sorry baby. You know beer goes right through me.
6. He tried the same thing at the Sapporo Ice Sculpture Festival and was stuck for six hours.
7. And whoever can pry the beer from the redneck is the rightful King of Alabama.
8. Arkansas has the weirdest breathalyzer tests.
From: Divine Miss M