1. "'Cos, I'm the f**kin' lion of the f**kin' US Senate, bitch. That's why I get a chauffered limo every day and you have to come to work in a piece-a-sh*t Hyundai."
2. "Hey, that's a pretty dress, but it would look even better soaking wet at the bottom of a river on your drowned and moldering corpse. ... What?"
3. "Yeah, Maya Angelou's a f**kin' national treasure, all right. So's my ballsack. (pause) She's right next to me, isn't she?"
4. "Damn, I can remember when the agency used to send attractive broads to give me the afternoon enema."
5. "Hey, do you broads want to see a dead body?"
6. "You broads are kinda hot... course, I'm kinda f**kin' sh*tfaced right now."
7. "Don't worry, senator. It happens to all men sometimes."
8. "Oh, and sorry about that comment earlier. I have that disease that makes you swear involuntarily. Sonofabitch. Sonofabitch. Sonofabitch. See?"
9. "Gross! I could have guessed a woman your age didn't need much in the way of a tampon. You didn't have to show it to me."
10. "And when we liberal democrats are once again back in power... [snort] ... Guffaw.... I'm sorry, let me try that again. I'll see if I can keep a straight face this time."
Thanks --- Sondra the K
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