1. "Is that a pink Christmas tree light, or are you happy to see me."
2. "So, how's the Korean family treating you guys?" "Pretty good, except I think there used to be five of us."
3. "Timmy fell down a well. So, I pissed on him. Is that wrong?"
4. "And then he drank out of the toilet and started licking his own balls. I hate living with Alec Baldwin."
5. "I've been screwing with that Berkowitz guy's head. I figure he'll crack any day now."
6. If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
7. "Check it out, bitches. They look real, don't they?"
8. "This standing-at-attention is bullshit. I say we frag Sergeant Fluffy."