1. "Well, Bill Clinton would have done the dishes, Mr. Man!"
2. "Richard Lamm was right. People like you do have a duty to die."
3. "Pull it. For the love of Yacub, pull it!"
4. (Singing) "You better think (THINK!)/Think what you're tryin' to do to me!/You better think (think)/Yeah think (think - think)..."
5. "Hey, Dick Van Patten was your 'first time?' Mine too!"
6. "Screw your petition. If I don't wanna wear pants in public, no one can make me."
7. "Screw your petition. Matlock stays cancelled."
8. "I am unfamiliar with these Golden Girls of which you speak, but I am into Golden Showers if that's any help."
9. "I'm not saying there are any openings at the present time, but what would you bring to my dark coven?"
10. "Really? Like a Belgian Clydesdale? You'd never know it to look at him."
Update: Best o' SOTG
"Expecto Patronum!"
"I don't care who you are. You will NOT refer to me as a 'smelly pirate hooker'!"
"I'm Paul Williams... bitch!"
Thanks --- Sondra the K
21 comments:
...Murray said, according to the Vancouver paper, that bin Laden has been "out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day care facilities, building health care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that."
No funny caption... Just wanted to remind folks what a waste of skin this foul smelling b*tch is.
"You have NO RIGHT to question my position on the matter OR my gender!"
"Look, I know things about those Smurfs that common folks like yourselves cannot know. We did what had to be done."
"And this one time... at Band Camp..."
Semi-obscure ref:
"You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me off the wall, you need me off the wall."
"OK I'm in... You bring the dwarf and you bring the saddle. I'll get the shoehorn and meet you upstairs in ten."
"It's the strangest thing, doc, but I have a little pee-pee next to my hoo-hoo-dilly that looks just like this."
Is it just me?...
Pull out a dime and look at the engraved portrait. Now look at guy on right... Spooky!
The Ultra-obvious:
"Pull my finger."
"So if you turn around and drop your pants, I'll show you what the aliens did to Mr. Farrakhan."
"I don't have to explain myself to you or anyone else. I'm an elected official!"
I always wondered what happened to Paul Williams.
"...so that is why I urge you to vote 'yes' on the 'Bin Laden Statue' initiative."
"I don't care who you are. You will NOT refer to me as a 'smelly pirate hooker'!"
Man's thought bubble:
"Jeees, it's taking every ounce of my being not to use the Taser in my right hand on this c***!"
"George Bush doesn't care about irrelevant, anti-American, tuna-breath senators!"
What the HELL happened to Susan Powter?!?
"Expecto Patronum!"
Here, Ma and Pa Kettle are seen approaching their Senator with Prescription Drug Benefit Program applications in hand only to be rebuffed with the question, "Did you vote for me in the last election? No? Then you can both die and go to hell. Next!"
"Now remember, Margie and Fred, these building permits for the Honorary Bin Laden Day Care Facility need to be submitted in triplicate otherwise those bastards in Olympia will tie this up for years."
"Which one of you two put that bumper-sticker on my car?"
(Click on the link for the capitalist self-promoting story behind the caption)
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