Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Patty Cake Murray: The Senator with the 4-watt Brain
1. "Well, Bill Clinton would have done the dishes, Mr. Man!"
2. "Richard Lamm was right. People like you do have a duty to die."
3. "Pull it. For the love of Yacub, pull it!"
4. (Singing) "You better think (THINK!)/Think what you're tryin' to do to me!/You better think (think)/Yeah think (think - think)..."
5. "Hey, Dick Van Patten was your 'first time?' Mine too!"
6. "Screw your petition. If I don't wanna wear pants in public, no one can make me."
7. "Screw your petition. Matlock stays cancelled."
8. "I am unfamiliar with these Golden Girls of which you speak, but I am into Golden Showers if that's any help."
9. "I'm not saying there are any openings at the present time, but what would you bring to my dark coven?"
10. "Really? Like a Belgian Clydesdale? You'd never know it to look at him."
Update: Best o' SOTG
"I don't care who you are. You will NOT refer to me as a 'smelly pirate hooker'!"
"I'm Paul Williams... bitch!"
Thanks --- Sondra the K