1. The house of brick withstood the big bad wolf's onslaught. So, the big bad wolf blew up the levee instead.2. "This is our ool, notice there's not any 'p' in it."
3. Mr. Watson, 42, has figured out a fool-proof way to keep Muslim Extremists out of his pool.
4. Hey, nice pool. The Lord of the Flies is doing pretty well for himself.
5. "Are you still mad because I had roast beef and you had none?"
6. "I read somewhere they can skeletonize a cow in under five minutes. Good thing we're not cows, huh?"
7. "Forget about her. She was just a campaign worker I was banging. Let's swim back to shore and hit some bars."
8. "Dude, those Hawaiians are treating us great. First, a nice hot bath, and later, a luau!"
9. "No room in the ark? No problem, we'll just stand on top of the unicorns."
10. "Don't look at me like that. It's just shrinkage from the cold water. Shrinkage!"
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wait until that Iranian wrestler learns that he used Porky's sweat to lube up his body!
"Hey man, ditch the blunt, it's the PIGS!"
Legends of the Animal Kingdom:
"And lo, the Swine of the Lake brought forth... Oinkcalibur."
(Cut me some slack, it's the only way I could fit it in. ;)
"Oh, what the hell's the point, Petunia? I mean we're just gonna end up as slabs in someone's Egg McMuffin anyway..."
Not satisfied with simply banning "Piglet" to avoid offending their Muslim population, England sends all pigs packin' across the channel.
Picture Puzzle:
Look closely... Can YOU find the delicious piece of bacon in the picture?
After spending several hours in the flood, they were completely waterhogged.
(stretch? :)
"To arms! To arms! The Orcs have learned how to swim!"
"Four legs bad... Two legs good... Flippers even better."
A rare photo of Michael Moore's septuplets.
"I'd give my left nut to be back in my house on Pooh Corner about now."
Animal Kingdom Productions
PRESENTS
"Swine Lake"
Failed Movie Titles:
Babe III: Swine in a Tsunami
After lengthy setbacks, the Rosie O'Donnell cloning project finally was a grand success.
My little piggy needed something new!
Displaying surprisingly astute maternal instincts, Anna Nicole Smith's first thought after bearing the litter was to wash off her new young.
The new Palestine women's synchronized swimming team runs into a disastrous problem while preparing for the 2008 summer Olympics when Fatima realizes that the 6 leafed star flower centerpiece of their routine could be mistaken as a Star of David...
And we're down to the last leg of the 100 meter free style folks with Ted Kennedy ahead by 3 snouts, slowly gaining at the number 2 position is the rev bootie call jackson and close behind at #3 is Rosie O'Donnell. Michael Moore at #4 slot is making his move on the outside. Porky Sharpton seems to be tiring at #5, but don't rule him out yet. Webster Hubbell still trailing by 4 Ted Kennedy ass lengths is pretty much out of it and picking up the rear, as expected, is Barney Frank.
...and now that their gills have evolved into a lung and snorkel system, the salmon are able to swim twice as far up stream.
First step in making Bean and Bacon soup for 12,000.
Have you seen the little piggies, swimming in the pool.....
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