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Al, unable to grasp the idea of haiku, turns to a life of astrophysics.
Al, completely unaware of what he was writing on the board, checked his armpit odor while eyeing the hot co-ed in the second row.
"Now students. What's important here is not the content of the text, but rather the fact that every 'w' looks completely identical."
"Observe, as I lower my mouth onto my bicep and blow. Thus creating a realistic fart sound."applause
Carefully watching the student who speaks with a thick German accent whispering serruptitiosly into his shirt sleeve, Al prepeares to write another rule on the sideboard "No Nazi agents are allowed in my atomic physics class." and makes a mental note to self, "Must help Oppenheimer."
Even a genius like Einstein is going to have to incorporate a few derogatory references to America if he expects to win a Nobel Prize for his poetry.
Al continued,I occasionally have explosive flatulence and blame it on the dog.I refuse to use hair gel - it's for fags.I choose to color my eyebrows and moustache.
Al is forced into after-school detention after calling Mr. Hand a "dick" for confiscating his pizza. ("doesn't that make it our time?")
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